Thanks to Fullersbride.. we need a DEAR ??? thread.. i know there

are a few people out there who realllly wanna give someone a piece of there mind..

I'll go .. Dear Vendors.. Is it really fair that when you mention the word bride or wedding .. the rate hops 20%

hahahahahah ... Dear Not So Close Friend........Stop asking me how much things cost .. unless your paying or wanna contribute .. tell me what difference is it gonna make.. I didnt think you had an answer

i have one...


Dear FH...

Thank you for offering to help me with the invitations. Your previous peformance at DIY tasks left me to only allow you to seal envelopes...after all how could you possibly mess that up, right? Your envelope sealing abilities were wonderful, until you stuck all of the overly wetted ones on top of each other so that they proceeded to stick to each other...rendering them useless as I had to peel them apart from each other destroying the mailing envelopes. Causing me to have to retype and reprint and seal 15 freakin invitations after already wasting my entire Saturday doing this crap! Then, you wonder why i am flipping out and so upset? Do you look at what you are doing???? or have you lost your ability to see things that are obvious in front of you? And then you ignore me all day because i got upset... even after i apologized for getting upset at you. Still love you...even though i just want to strangle you sometimes ;)

Your future wife,
me

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Posted by HamptonsBride

i have one...


Dear FH...

Thank you for offering to help me with the invitations. Your previous peformance at DIY tasks left me to only allow you to seal envelopes...after all how could you possibly mess that up, right? Your envelope sealing abilities were wonderful, until you stuck all of the overly wetted ones on top of each other so that they proceeded to stick to each other...rendering them useless as I had to peel them apart from each other destroying the mailing envelopes. Causing me to have to retype and reprint and seal 15 freakin invitations after already wasting my entire Saturday doing this crap! Then, you wonder why i am flipping out and so upset? Do you look at what you are doing???? or have you lost your ability to see things that are obvious in front of you? And then you ignore me all day because i got upset... even after i apologized for getting upset at you. Still love you...even though i just want to strangle you sometimes ;)

Your future wife,
me

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Posted by FullersBride

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Posted by HamptonsBride

i have one...


Dear FH...

Thank you for offering to help me with the invitations. Your previous peformance at DIY tasks left me to only allow you to seal envelopes...after all how could you possibly mess that up, right? Your envelope sealing abilities were wonderful, until you stuck all of the overly wetted ones on top of each other so that they proceeded to stick to each other...rendering them useless as I had to peel them apart from each other destroying the mailing envelopes. Causing me to have to retype and reprint and seal 15 freakin invitations after already wasting my entire Saturday doing this crap! Then, you wonder why i am flipping out and so upset? Do you look at what you are doing???? or have you lost your ability to see things that are obvious in front of you? And then you ignore me all day because i got upset... even after i apologized for getting upset at you. Still love you...even though i just want to strangle you sometimes ;)

Your future wife,
me

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This one was great!

Dear FH... Where da Hell is your mustache... every time is gets thinner and smaller .. you almost look like a rapist .. Do i need to contact your barber and read him the riot act.???. I know this FH.. it better be right June 3rd.. or else I'll marry you anyway ..

Dear FH,
Please stop asking me why I am stressed out. I don't find it helpful that you tell me we have 'plenty of time' and 'we' are just about done with everything. Just a small reminder, I have taken care of just about everything. There isn't a wedding fairy who goes around taking care of everything. When I get upset and tell you we still have a lot to do, please don't act surprised and when you ask me to 'make a list' fyi I did and I read it over with you just 4 short days ago. But I love you more than anything and I am willing to put up with your memory loss!
Your loving wife to be!

Dear MOH.. This is just a friendly reminder(again) that you have not payed for dress.. Umm if i recall you basically begged, pleeded and cryed to be in my wedding .. so show me the money or i will be showing you an exit .. Thanks

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Posted by eelharas4700

Dear FH,
Please stop asking me why I am stressed out. I don't find it helpful that you tell me we have 'plenty of time' and 'we' are just about done with everything. Just a small reminder, I have taken care of just about everything. There isn't a wedding fairy who goes around taking care of everything. When I get upset and tell you we still have a lot to do, please don't act surprised and when you ask me to 'make a list' fyi I did and I read it over with you just 4 short days ago. But I love you more than anything and I am willing to put up with your memory loss!
Your loving wife to be!

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Can you CC: my FH with this letter too please! hahaha

to continue with this FH theme.....

Dear FH,

I hope you are enjoying your week in Fla. watching baseball, golfing, and drinking yourself to oblivion. Just to update you, I have bought the paper for the direction cards, favors, and table names, written up and printed the directions, put together all of the invitations, and began stuffing the invitations. Thanks so much for offering to help with the invitations when you get home Tuesday....lucky for you, they will mailed out by then!!!!! Please stop telling me to calm down and not be so stressed. When you take on one small piece of planning this wedding, then we can talk about me calming down!!!

Love,
Your devoted FW

PS....tell your mom she is driving me freakin' crazy!!!!!!

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Posted by HamptonsBride

i have one...


Dear FH...

Thank you for offering to help me with the invitations. Your previous peformance at DIY tasks left me to only allow you to seal envelopes...after all how could you possibly mess that up, right? Your envelope sealing abilities were wonderful, until you stuck all of the overly wetted ones on top of each other so that they proceeded to stick to each other...rendering them useless as I had to peel them apart from each other destroying the mailing envelopes. Causing me to have to retype and reprint and seal 15 freakin invitations after already wasting my entire Saturday doing this crap! Then, you wonder why i am flipping out and so upset? Do you look at what you are doing???? or have you lost your ability to see things that are obvious in front of you? And then you ignore me all day because i got upset... even after i apologized for getting upset at you. Still love you...even though i just want to strangle you sometimes ;)

Your future wife,
me

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Dear FH, I am so glad that you wanted to invite all you co-workers. oh to bad they cannot all get the same days off.

Dear FMIL, I am so glad that you like to share your wedding with me. I really love you advise about just calling people up and ask them to come to our wedding. Also I am glad that you told your son that his 80 year old Grandmother could not get on a plane to fly to the Islands ( see did okay the next week when she went to Fla. or when she went to texas last month)

Dear fsil,
Please stop advertising everytime you do something nice for some one. People do these things on a regular basis, its just what they do. You are not a saint because you donated your change at the deli. I love you.

Dear dad,
Please stop inviting your friends who you hardly ever talk to and that live out of state. Maybe you should ask if they were invited before you extend the offer. Please don't get mad at me when I confront you about it.....I don't know them and they are not invited! Thank you.

I really feel much better now.......thank you ladies!

dear austin, tx,

why must you suck so much? i've never been so miserable because of my location in my entire life. i hate you and so does my fh. you are not special, you are not unique, and you definitely shouldn't be congratulating yourself because you just decided that within the next few years you're thinking of making background checks for teachers mandatory (that should be in place already - just one of your many faults). i'm leaving you for ny at my earliest convinience.