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The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread

Original post by yelley77

Some of you have been having bad days lately and I thought maybe we should have a place where we can vent our frustrations (in a funny way) on this 'you can kiss my @ss' thread.

Feel free to let it all out here!!!

(remember, it's all in good fun)
SparkyandAng Posted:

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

To the 38 People that Still haven't RSVPd,

KISS MY @SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You all have had PLENTY of time to figure out if you were coming or not.....
AND YOU'VE HAD A MAGNET ON YOUR REFRIGERATOR FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I better have them by Saturday (5 days late)....or FH is going to call your sorry @sses!!!

Sincerely,
A normally calm human being!



Amanda, I know this is sooooooo going to be me too and I AM NOT calling anyone..FH or someone else better be, I'm not.
Kerin2804 Posted:

Re: The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread


Posted by yelley77

Dear LI,

Your idea of affordable housing stinks...

kiss my @ss!!!

Love,
can't afford a $700,000 home




I second that !!
Luvbsb4eva Posted:

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To the 47 people who have yet to RSVP, because you didn't have an STD since December, and because you seriously don't know right now whether you are coming or not, and because it is just too damn hard to walk your fat *** to a mailbox... YOU CAN KISS MY ***!!!

Also... to wonderful staff of JCPenney who has yet to deliver our couch, love seat, and chair, and dining set... so FH and I still have absolutely NO WHERE to sit in our new appt.... YOU CAN KISS MY ***!!!!

And last, but certainly not least... to the NABP... creators of the NAPLEX and MPJE (those two terrible exams I am studying my *** off for in order to become a licensed pharmacist) and to the South Carolina Board of Pharmacy for making your laws so freaking obscure and different than those I was used to in New York... YOU CAN KISS MY ***!!!!!!!!!!

Love and kisses,
Danielle
kristin597 Posted:

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Dear Overly Dramatic Attention Stealing FBIL:

Stop telling me you are not coming to the wedding bc of you don't like someone or 'so and so' wronged you in 1994. Grow up, iron out your man-panties that are in such a bunch and kiss my ***!
janeane0808 Posted:

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Dear 'Friend'

Stop telling me how great your wedding was and what you did when you were planning... I was there REMEMBER. It's my turn now so back up! and stop telling stories about yourself that no one wants to hear!!

KISS MY @$$
sophisticat13 Posted:

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Dear non-guests that are not coming to our wedding and are therefore making our count below our mininum,

Thanks for hurting our feelings by making up stupid excuses like you thought it was the week after especially after we sent STDs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and KISS MY A$$$$$$$$$$!!!

I feel better now...great thread
jeffamanda080808 Posted:

Re: The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread


Posted by sophisticat13

Dear non-guests that are not coming to our wedding and are therefore making our count below our mininum,

Thanks for hurting our feelings by making up stupid excuses like you thought it was the week after especially after we sent STDs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and KISS MY A$$$$$$$$$$!!!

I feel better now...great thread




Amen sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best thread ever!!!

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