The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread

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Posted by shcole08

OMG this is hysterical

Dear Company I work for,
Your corporate policies are a waste of time. Everybody at work is so bored we want to fall asleep at our desks. You underpay us and the higher ups ideas are lame.
We all want you to KISS OUR A$$

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we must work for the same place

Dear Andrea, Admin to a nobody photographer who thinks his cornhole doesn't stink...........

You flaming d@uchebag see you next tuesday,

Treating people like they owe you favors when you are in a service oriented business is like telling your brain surgeon he owes you one for all the money your insurance paid him to save your life.

p.s. no one cares that your unwed daughter, who happens to be knocked up and 20, is on bed rest. Get therapy and stop taking it out on your boss's clients you dumb wh@re!

Dear Co worker ,

I am sorry you are a miserable b**tard and you hate your wife and say terrible things about her and women in general . I don' t need to her you complain about how she doesn't wait on you hand and foot like all women should , or how we are only good for cooking, cleaning and sex when I am trying WORK . Maybe your wife stopped having sex with you because you are a discusting , sexist pig , did you ever think of that jerk o*f!

on behalf of all of your female co worker
STFU !

you can kiss my @ss!

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Posted by jessnstu08

Dear Co worker ,

I am sorry you are a miserable b**tard and you hate your wife and say terrible things about her and women in general . I don' t need to her you complain about how she doesn't wait on you hand and foot like all women should , or how we are only good for cooking, cleaning and sex when I am trying WORK . Maybe your wife stopped having sex with you because you are a discusting , sexist pig , did you ever think of that jerk o*f!

on behalf of all of your female co worker
STFU !

you can kiss my @ss!

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Dear ticketmaster,
You really sukk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was on your site today at 10:00:00 (yankee tickets) and had immediately a wait time of 20 minutes!!! First it says for premium games 4 ticket max, then I get to the page and it only lets me take 2. I gave up after 20 min on your HORRIBLE site. All your service charges and your service sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Signed,
An ebay customer

Dear mortgage rates,

Why must you keep getting higher and make it so hard to pay our bills. It would be nice if you would go down again so we could lock in our rates....In the meantime you can kiss my @ss

Dear 5:00pm

Get here fast, I miss you.

Signed,
Waiting patiently.

Dear guy who I share office space with who is still not talking to me after he yelled at ME three weeks ago for something that's not my f**king problem,

GROW UP!!!!!! You can't even say HELLO to me in the morning? What are you, three? If it bothers you so much that no one else buys toilet paper around here, tell my boss. I am an employee. I do not have to clean up, or buy paper towels, or soap. BUT I HAVE. So quit yer b i t c h i n and BE NICE. I did nothing to you and there is no reason to give me the silent treatment - unless you are an immature, ridiculous BABY.

KISS MY @SS!

Sincerely,
Your CLIENT

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Dear 5:00pm

Get here fast, I miss you.

Signed,
Waiting patiently.

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amen

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear guy who I share office space with who is still not talking to me after he yelled at ME three weeks ago for something that's not my f**king problem,

GROW UP!!!!!! You can't even say HELLO to me in the morning? What are you, three? If it bothers you so much that no one else buys toilet paper around here, tell my boss. I am an employee. I do not have to clean up, or buy paper towels, or soap. BUT I HAVE. So quit yer b i t c h i n and BE NICE. I did nothing to you and there is no reason to give me the silent treatment - unless you are an immature, ridiculous BABY.

KISS MY @SS!

Sincerely,
Your CLIENT

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what a child...

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear guy who I share office space with who is still not talking to me after he yelled at ME three weeks ago for something that's not my f**king problem,

GROW UP!!!!!! You can't even say HELLO to me in the morning? What are you, three? If it bothers you so much that no one else buys toilet paper around here, tell my boss. I am an employee. I do not have to clean up, or buy paper towels, or soap. BUT I HAVE. So quit yer b i t c h i n and BE NICE. I did nothing to you and there is no reason to give me the silent treatment - unless you are an immature, ridiculous BABY.

KISS MY @SS!

Sincerely,
Your CLIENT

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what a child...

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Tell me about it. He only says hello when I do it first, and even that's a disgrunted 'hi.' W T F did I do to you, @@@@@@@@@@@SS???

GRRRRRRR. Child does not begin to explain it. He is not here today, yiiiiippppeeeeeeee!

Dear people who still haven't RSVP'ed even though it's 2 weeks after the deadline...

I KNOW you've known about this date for at least 6 months. If you haven't worked it out with your boss yet, you can KISS MY A$$.

Bumpity, bump bump.

I see we have some very venty people lately.

Let it out girls... let it out.

oh, and...

Dear wedding,

Kiss my @ss.

Love,
yelley

DEAR FMIL,

This is my wedding and not yours. You can't have everything done YOUR way. IF you want it done your way, then you need to go get married AGAIN!!

Dear coworkers,

Speak English. Its giving me a headache.

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dear fmil



leave me and fh alone and go get help!!!

Dear body,

Why do you hate me so much?? I felt crappy for 3 days now and I'd like to feel better.

Thanks so much!

Respectfully yours,
A

Dear Life,

Can you once please go smoothly for me! thanks!


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