The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread

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Posted by bonbabs

Can I get a Kiss My *** for all the people that call us Bridezillas just for expressing an opinion!

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My thoughts exactly!! If FH calls me Bridezilla one more time I'm really going to have to tell him to kiss my ***!!

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Posted by kristin597

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Posted by bonbabs

Can I get a Kiss My *** for all the people that call us Bridezillas just for expressing an opinion!

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My thoughts exactly!! If FH calls me Bridezilla one more time I'm really going to have to tell him to kiss my ***!!

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Dave rather likes using the voice of that lady though....he'll do it for ANYTHING though....he LIVES for people to give him the opportunity to say Bridezilla!!!

Dear so called friend who became insanely jealous and pissy when I announced my engagement....

KISS MY A$$!!!!

and, no, I won't be guilt tripped into making you my MOH

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Posted by FutureMrsCarrieri

Dear so called friend who became insanely jealous and pissy when I announced my engagement....

KISS MY A$$!!!!

and, no, I won't be guilt tripped into making you my MOH

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good one!!!!!!!!!

Dear FILs,

Please do not cry to my parents about how ittle money you have. If you didn't have multiple mid-life crises, you'd be in a much better financial situation. Help pay for your sons wedding, like you said you would. Of I may just 'run out of money' when it coms time to fly out and see you on my limited vacation time from work.

have a nice day.

Dear Cashier at the A&P,

I appreciate the fact that you care so lovingly for the elderly here at A&P. That being said, I too am growing older, and grayer everytime I stand in your line and hear you speak of hemrhoids, bunions and depends. I fear by the time I make it through your line with my groceries they will have all expired, and I too will be a shade grayer. Please pick up the pace, and while you are at it, kiss my @ss.

FYI I said PAPER!

Reposting from one some of us did a while ago...A$$hole Drivers

Dear Family Members,

Send the f c u k ing rsvp card back already your 7 days late and reply NO!

Have a nice day! beeotch!

Dear parents ( i am a teacher)

stop emailing me at 10:30 at night saying get back to me ASAP. stop blaming me for everything your child does and I am sick of coming to school at 7:15 to talk to you about you children.

love,
Ms. F.

LOVING THAT THIS THREAD WAS BUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DEAR FMIL,
Thank you for my purple Raisin Bran t-shirt that is 3 sizes too big...I needed a new car cover!!!!! Best birthday gift ever. What do you think your son is marrying someone YOUR size?????????????????
You can kiss my a@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
A die hard Corn Flakes eater!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

LOVING THAT THIS THREAD WAS BUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DEAR FMIL,
Thank you for my purple Raisin Bran t-shirt that is 3 sizes too big...I needed a new car cover!!!!! Best birthday gift ever. What do you think your son is marrying someone YOUR size?????????????????
You can kiss my a@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
A die hard Corn Flakes eater!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear other teacher who does nothing,

Stop coming into my classroom and complaining that your paraprofessionals do nothing. Maybe if you were leading by example, they would be better. And btw...do you realize that every time you come in here, YOU are doing NOTHING!! And you are also making it more difficult for me to be productive. Our students are autistic and they need our undivided attention. Stop sucking and DO YOUR JOB!!! Oh and kiss my a$$!!

The end!

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

LOVING THAT THIS THREAD WAS BUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DEAR FMIL,
Thank you for my purple Raisin Bran t-shirt that is 3 sizes too big...I needed a new car cover!!!!! Best birthday gift ever. What do you think your son is marrying someone YOUR size?????????????????
You can kiss my a@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
A die hard Corn Flakes eater!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

LOVING THAT THIS THREAD WAS BUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DEAR FMIL,
Thank you for my purple Raisin Bran t-shirt that is 3 sizes too big...I needed a new car cover!!!!! Best birthday gift ever. What do you think your son is marrying someone YOUR size?????????????????
You can kiss my a@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
A die hard Corn Flakes eater!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear FH,

I love you dearly, but its time to get off your lazy butt and do something. This is not a free ride...I want to make something of myself, but dont count on the fact that i work full tijme, school full time, look for a place for us to live, and plan a wedding, doesnt mean that im going to have a career and you are going to knock me up right away so you can stay home from ur job and be a manny. Doesnt work that way. Dont thinnk im making all the decisions and phone calls and shopping and saving for this wedding. You had sooooo much imput on where we picked and the date and hate everythng i buy......well, pitch in, give some money, get a better job,...or you cant come to the wedding.

Love your cranky, still sick, not getting any better, overworked fiance

OMG this is hysterical

Dear Company I work for,
Your corporate policies are a waste of time. Everybody at work is so bored we want to fall asleep at our desks. You underpay us and the higher ups ideas are lame.
We all want you to KISS OUR A$$

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Posted by madseason

Dear FH,

I love you dearly, but its time to get off your lazy butt and do something. This is not a free ride...I want to make something of myself, but dont count on the fact that i work full tijme, school full time, look for a place for us to live, and plan a wedding, doesnt mean that im going to have a career and you are going to knock me up right away so you can stay home from ur job and be a manny. Doesnt work that way. Dont thinnk im making all the decisions and phone calls and shopping and saving for this wedding. You had sooooo much imput on where we picked and the date and hate everythng i buy......well, pitch in, give some money, get a better job,...or you cant come to the wedding.

Love your cranky, still sick, not getting any better, overworked fiance

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