The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread

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Posted by angl2001

Dear girls who think their sh!t dont stink and that they are better than everyone else,


PULL THE STICK OUTTA YOUR ASSES YOUR NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. So get off your high horse, STFU and kiss my @ss!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Princess Cut Bride

Dear Make-up Customer that walked out on me last Saturday without buying anything from me after I spent 45 minutes explaining skincare to you and applying a full face of make-up on you!

As everyone else was selling perfume set after perfume set raking in lots of commission...I was kind enough to help you find the 'perfect' foundation that you 'supposedly' wanted to buy! Then you asked about eyeshadows because you loved the colors I had on...so I put them on you and you said you loved them and had to have them!
I turned my head for 1 minute to get the foundation you told me you were buying and you were gone!!!!!!!!!!!
That's f-ed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you break out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you forgot:

I hope you break out and when you do, you can KISS MY @SS!!!!

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes...she can Kiss my @ss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO! I love that one jnkcrunk. This thread is hilarious LOL

Dear Time,

When I have nothing to do but relax you seem to go extremely fast, never giving me the opportunity to truly get the rest I need. You also find the need to punish me when i am inundated with sh!t to do and also go extremely fast.

Please slow down a bit so that I can relax at my own pace and get all my crap done before the wedding!!!

Oh and Time....you can kiss my asss because if I don't get everything done....I'm blaming it on YOU!



(disclaimer: i understand it is my own laziness that prevents me from doing things, lol)

Dear Uggs,

Why oh Why must you be on backorder til February and March. How absurd! You have me running around like a chicken without a head everyday to Lord & Taylor and Nordstrom. Darn you and kiss my A$$

I need more uggs!

Dear Every Electronics Store on Long Island:

Why are you all sold out of the one and only thing my FH wants for Christmas? You have me driving from store to store in crappy winter weather with the promise of 'maybe we'll get one extra in tomorrow', only to hear, 'you really should have put your name on the list. Oops, it closed exactly 30 minutes before you walked through the door. Tough luck.' Tough luck this! And kiss my @SS!

Dear Mean Member-

First, I am sorry that you couldnt get your discount & I would love to help you BUT I called you back three times and you dont answer your phone. You call back & yell at my staff and tell them you have been trying to get me for 3 weeks- lying is not nice. Finally- you call me back at almost 430 on a Friday- I cant help you then, everyone is gone for the day PLUS... you called me a biotch & now I dont want to help you...

so actually, i am glad that you didnt get your discount & you can kiss my *ss

Love,
The discount queen!

ahhh that & a glass of wine & i will be all better!

my day was going great, I was feeling better than I have the past few days, i didnt even wake up tired and then it his the shitter .... i HATE the comptroller of my company

here is why...

Dear Jeff Hollander (comptroller for my company)

YOU SUUCK! I wish FOR ONCE you would pay me correctly. Figure out my comission, correctly, for once. I HAVE BILLS and NEED MY $$$. If this shhit keeps happening once I move into my condo - you will be the reason I loose my home - becasue you never pay me the correct amount ON TIME. Im tired of it, you are totally incapable of doing your freaking job and i HATE YOU, you can kiss my big FAT AAAA$$$$$$

i hate you,
a lot,
with a passion.

karin

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Posted by KarinAmanda

my day was going great, I was feeling better than I have the past few days, i didnt even wake up tired and then it his the shitter .... i HATE the comptroller of my company

here is why...

Dear Jeff Hollander (comptroller for my company)

YOU SUUCK! I wish FOR ONCE you would pay me correctly. Figure out my comission, correctly, for once. I HAVE BILLS and NEED MY $$$. If this shhit keeps happening once I move into my condo - you will be the reason I loose my home - becasue you never pay me the correct amount ON TIME. Im tired of it, you are totally incapable of doing your freaking job and i HATE YOU, you can kiss my big FAT AAAA$$$$$$

i hate you,
a lot,
with a passion.

karin

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feel better?

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by KarinAmanda

my day was going great, I was feeling better than I have the past few days, i didnt even wake up tired and then it his the shitter .... i HATE the comptroller of my company

here is why...

Dear Jeff Hollander (comptroller for my company)

YOU SUUCK! I wish FOR ONCE you would pay me correctly. Figure out my comission, correctly, for once. I HAVE BILLS and NEED MY $$$. If this shhit keeps happening once I move into my condo - you will be the reason I loose my home - becasue you never pay me the correct amount ON TIME. Im tired of it, you are totally incapable of doing your freaking job and i HATE YOU, you can kiss my big FAT AAAA$$$$$$

i hate you,
a lot,
with a passion.

karin

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feel better?

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yes, thanks yelley

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by KarinAmanda

my day was going great, I was feeling better than I have the past few days, i didnt even wake up tired and then it his the shitter .... i HATE the comptroller of my company

here is why...

Dear Jeff Hollander (comptroller for my company)

YOU SUUCK! I wish FOR ONCE you would pay me correctly. Figure out my comission, correctly, for once. I HAVE BILLS and NEED MY $$$. If this shhit keeps happening once I move into my condo - you will be the reason I loose my home - becasue you never pay me the correct amount ON TIME. Im tired of it, you are totally incapable of doing your freaking job and i HATE YOU, you can kiss my big FAT AAAA$$$$$$

i hate you,
a lot,
with a passion.

karin

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feel better?

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yes, thanks yelley

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Posted by MPAS

My Fh can kiss me assss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol

everyone who keeps giving me last minute change suggestion can kiss my a$$!!!!!!!!! i already asked all of u beforehand and no one had a suggestion until i implemented my own designs!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Dear stores with none of my sizes or the gifts I want

YOU CAN DEF KISS MY ***!!!!!!

Dear Credit Crad Debt, Hall payments, and school loans..

KIss my *** I pay you tons of money every month and as of now see nothing in return ..SCrew you

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

(I know I'm really in a foul mood but I'm pretty sure this ones gonna help)

Dear FMIL,
Thank you soo much for showing up for Thanksgiving dessert late, my parents really appreciated it.
Also, maybe it's about time you realize that this wedding really is going to happen.......whether you are there or not. Stop with the fake smiles and the silent treatment everytime one of your other family members congradulate me and your son or ask us how the planning is going.
You aren't shelling out a dime so suck it up and be happy that your youngest son found someone who appreciates him and loves him dearly.
And even after all the YOU CAN KISS MY @SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Your Future Daughter In Law



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I feel much better!!!

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lol you took the words right out of my mouth