The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread

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Posted by Kimbalina

Dear Ex District Manager;

stop making up Shiiit about me- I am calling HR

You can kiss my A$$

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Go Kim! Go Kim! Go Kim!!

Dear Driver's on Garfield St, Mineola

You can KISS MY A$$ for taking up two parking spaces for your ugly a$$ cars on alternate side parking days. Don't be surprised when one day you have 4 flat tires

dear friend who stopped being close after finding out am engaged n doesnt want to be involved in my wedding plans after i broke all grounds just to make ur wedding special


U CAN KISS MY *** YAYYYYY I FINALLY VENTED IT OUT

Dear Holiday Shoppers with 8 kids,

Is it that hard for you to either control them or teach them the words excuse me?
My shins are bruised from them kciking and bumping into me while you are on your cell phone.
Have a happy holiday season and you can kiss my @ss!

Sincerely,
Future Cyber Monday Shopper!

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Posted by cuttieforreal

dear friend who stopped being close after finding out am engaged n doesnt want to be involved in my wedding plans after i broke all grounds just to make ur wedding special


U CAN KISS MY *** YAYYYYY I FINALLY VENTED IT OUT

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YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

Dear Holiday Shoppers with 8 kids,

Is it that hard for you to either control them or teach them the words excuse me?
My shins are bruised from them kciking and bumping into me while you are on your cell phone.
Have a happy holiday season and you can kiss my @ss!

Sincerely,
Future Cyber Monday Shopper!

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good one... you just reminded me

Dear parent on your cell phone,

your child is more important than whatever phone conversation you are on... hang it up and pay attention to your child so that you don't lose him/her. If you don't pay enough attention to the offspring, one day he will be talking about you in therapy saying 'My mother and her cell phone can kiss my @ss'

I luv this thread!

Dear co worker that never comes into the office,
stop being a lazy a s s and do your own work!!! I can only do so much myself!!!

kiss my A S S !!!!!!!!!!!

(I know I'm really in a foul mood but I'm pretty sure this ones gonna help)

Dear FMIL,
Thank you soo much for showing up for Thanksgiving dessert late, my parents really appreciated it.
Also, maybe it's about time you realize that this wedding really is going to happen.......whether you are there or not. Stop with the fake smiles and the silent treatment everytime one of your other family members congradulate me and your son or ask us how the planning is going.
You aren't shelling out a dime so suck it up and be happy that your youngest son found someone who appreciates him and loves him dearly.
And even after all the YOU CAN KISS MY @SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Your Future Daughter In Law



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I feel much better!!!

Dear Credit Card Debt,

You SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Go away!
And kiss my *** on your way out!

Signed,
I know it's my own fault, but I hate you anyway!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

AS ALWAYS YELLEY IS THINKING!!!


Dear Charles Dolan,

You run a L.I. monopoly and are really beginning to p i s s me off.

You Can Kiss My @SS.

Sincerely,
A ticked off customer

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yay!!! keep them coming, ladies!!!

amanda, you inspired this thread!!

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HEY speaking of amandas... where has butt slutt been recently?

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Dear Credit Card Debt,

You SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Go away!
And kiss my *** on your way out!

Signed,
I know it's my own fault, but I hate you anyway!

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

AS ALWAYS YELLEY IS THINKING!!!


Dear Charles Dolan,

You run a L.I. monopoly and are really beginning to p i s s me off.

You Can Kiss My @SS.

Sincerely,
A ticked off customer

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yay!!! keep them coming, ladies!!!

amanda, you inspired this thread!!

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HEY speaking of amandas... where has butt slutt been recently?

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I was thinking about her the other day while drinking from my beautiful wine glasses!!! Hope all is well.

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

AS ALWAYS YELLEY IS THINKING!!!


Dear Charles Dolan,

You run a L.I. monopoly and are really beginning to p i s s me off.

You Can Kiss My @SS.

Sincerely,
A ticked off customer

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yay!!! keep them coming, ladies!!!

amanda, you inspired this thread!!

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HEY speaking of amandas... where has butt slutt been recently?

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I haven't heard from her in a while. She started a job during the day and i think that is why she's been MIA.

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

(I know I'm really in a foul mood but I'm pretty sure this ones gonna help)

Dear FMIL,
Thank you soo much for showing up for Thanksgiving dessert late, my parents really appreciated it.
Also, maybe it's about time you realize that this wedding really is going to happen.......whether you are there or not. Stop with the fake smiles and the silent treatment everytime one of your other family members congradulate me and your son or ask us how the planning is going.
You aren't shelling out a dime so suck it up and be happy that your youngest son found someone who appreciates him and loves him dearly.
And even after all the YOU CAN KISS MY @SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Your Future Daughter In Law



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I feel much better!!!

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Thanks!

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Posted by jnkcrunk

Dear Everyone who acted like IDIOTS at my E-Party,

You suck. Your behavior reminds me how selfish and ignorant all of you are and how I will only be inviting you to our wedding because of obligation.

When you receive my thank you card in the mail for attending my party, make sure you read between the lines where it says KISS MY A$$!!!!!!


Thanks!

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there is nothing worse than that