The Official 'You Can Kiss My @ss' Thread

yay great thread yelley! i could probably write a million of these- i have gripes this week!

Dear Boss,

How come you made me come into work on Monday for a meeting & you called in sick? I was supposed to be off!
So you & your meeting can kiss it!

Sincerely,
your favorite slave

yay

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Posted by jnkcrunk

Dear Everyone who acted like IDIOTS at my E-Party,

You suck. Your behavior reminds me how selfish and ignorant all of you are and how I will only be inviting you to our wedding because of obligation.

When you receive my thank you card in the mail for attending my party, make sure you read between the lines where it says KISS MY A$$!!!!!!


Thanks!

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way to go girl n am joining u saying they can kiss mine too on ur behalf

Dear classmate,

You are so friggen immature it's unbelieveable. 'GROUP PROJECT' means that you actually have to participate in what we do. Your passive aggressive antics are ridiculous.

I shudder at the thought of you actually being a teacher. I wouldn't be surprised if the kids run away from you.

You suck.
me

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Posted by beachbum05

Dear classmate,

You are so friggen immature it's unbelieveable. 'GROUP PROJECT' means that you actually have to participate in what we do. Your passive aggressive antics are ridiculous.

I shudder at the thought of you actually being a teacher. I wouldn't be surprised if the kids run away from you.

You suck.
me

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i hate that!! he/she should KISS YOUR @SS

Dear patrons,
It really makes me feel good when you snap your fingers in my face and ask for refills three times for your bratty kids before I have even left the table. I am grateful that I can be part of your feeling important just for having someone waiting on you and you get the chance to treat someone like garbage. I love when you sit there calculating with your expensive cell phone -- just to find out what percent $2.00 is on a $55 check after you've had me run my behind off for all your extra little needs. Here's a message I'd like to write on that check of yours .... KISS MY A-$-$

Dear idiot ex-friend,

you are ridiculous!! you voice your annoying opinions constantly and think you know everything, but i always kept my mouth shut and let you have your opinions because they were YOURS.. but when i voice mine and you dont agree with them you bug out like a friggin baby and stop talking to me... GROW UP AND KISS MY A$$!!!!!!!!!

Oh and PS- thanks for the $10 engagement gift, cheapA$$!

Signed,
Glad i dont have to worry about putting 'adults only' on my wedding invites anymore.

Dear same idiot ex-friend,

its not all about you!!! remember at my sweet 16 when you grabbed my microphone to sing a song for me and then ran away like a little b*tch because someone cracked a joke about you and then of course all my girlfriends ran to the bathroom to comfort you?? i never forgot about that and still to this day think youre a gahdamn drama queen and i wanted to tell you once again to KISS MY A$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed,
it feels so good to be free of you

this thread is amazing!!!!




Dear Love Handles/Muffin Tops,

Why wont you go away??? I spend hours at the gym trying to rid myself of you and yet here you are, still! Since you hang over my jeans youre close enough to KISS MY A$$!

Love, the girl who keeps feeding you ice cream and apple pie!

dear lazy co-worker, wake up and do your work, i'm tired of picking up your slack , you slacker, if you dont want to work then quit, i hear welfare is passing out bonuses, in the mean time kiss my a$$ and do your WORK !!!!!!!!!!

TIA; MELISSA.

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Posted by catsgirl

dear lazy co-worker, wake up and do your work, i'm tired of picking up your slack , you slacker, if you dont want to work then quit, i hear welfare is passing out bonuses, in the mean time kiss my a$$ and do your WORK !!!!!!!!!!

TIA; MELISSA.

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ooooo GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!

Dear Wells Fargo,

Thanks for making my mortgage process completely interfere with my wedding planning.

PLEASE KISS MY A**

Dear FFIL,
Its winter, its very cold outside, stop being a cheap a s s and PUT UP THE HEAT!!! FH can't wait to get out of your house!!!

Oh and can we have some money towards the wedding? If not your list is 1 person!!!

Thanks
Your FDIL

Dear Useless Co-Worker,

If you continue to do nothing I will break open my 'SEE SHE DOES NOTHING' file and show your boss and the president of the company that you really don't do any thing but collect a paycheck. Stop dumping all your tasks on me and the office manager or we are going to go ballistic on your @ss.

Sincerely,
Sick and tired of your crapola

P.S. Kiss my @ss

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

Dear Useless Co-Worker,

If you continue to do nothing I will break open my 'SEE SHE DOES NOTHING' file and show your boss and the president of the company that you really don't do any thing but collect a paycheck. Stop dumping all your tasks on me and the office manager or we are going to go ballistic on your @ss.

Sincerely,
Sick and tired of your crapola

P.S. Kiss my @ss

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LOVE IT!

Dear Male bestfriend's Girlfriend,
I am not now, nor was I ever, sleeping with your boyfriend.I am getting married, and have no time to deal with your immaturity. if my FIANCE can handle me talking to my best friend, your stupid @ss should be able to deal with it too.
If you can't grow up and deal with the fact that I've known him since he was 14, and that I'm not going anywhere....
well, then you can KISS MY @SS!!

Signed,
Your Boyfriend's Favorite Female

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Posted by bemyyoko

Dear Male bestfriend's Girlfriend,
I am not now, nor was I ever, sleeping with your boyfriend.I am getting married, and have no time to deal with your immaturity. if my FIANCE can handle me talking to my best friend, your stupid @ss should be able to deal with it too.
If you can't grow up and deal with the fact that I've known him since he was 14, and that I'm not going anywhere....
well, then you can KISS MY @SS!!

Signed,
Your Boyfriend's Favorite Female

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PS...
You're 17. I'll be 25 in a few days. Stop challenging me to fight. I don't want to go to jail, just to prove a point.

When he breaks up with you... don't blame me. Blame yourself for acting like an idiot.

oh...and then guess what you can do???

KISS MY ASSSS!!!!!

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Posted by bemyyoko

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Posted by bemyyoko

Dear Male bestfriend's Girlfriend,
I am not now, nor was I ever, sleeping with your boyfriend.I am getting married, and have no time to deal with your immaturity. if my FIANCE can handle me talking to my best friend, your stupid @ss should be able to deal with it too.
If you can't grow up and deal with the fact that I've known him since he was 14, and that I'm not going anywhere....
well, then you can KISS MY @SS!!

Signed,
Your Boyfriend's Favorite Female

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PS...
You're 17. I'll be 25 in a few days. Stop challenging me to fight. I don't want to go to jail, just to prove a point.

When he breaks up with you... don't blame me. Blame yourself for acting like an idiot.

oh...and then guess what you can do???

KISS MY ASSSS!!!!!

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Posted by angl2001

Dear girls who think their sh!t dont stink and that they are better than everyone else,


PULL THE STICK OUTTA YOUR ASSES YOUR NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. So get off your high horse, STFU and kiss my @ss!!!!!!!!!!

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hey - stop talking about me heather!!!