Some of you have been having bad days lately and I thought maybe we should have a place where we can vent our frustrations (in a funny way) on this 'you can kiss my @ss' thread.
Feel free to let it all out here!!!
(remember, it's all in good fun)
bemyyoko
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Posted by bemyyoko
Dear Male bestfriend's Girlfriend, I am not now, nor was I ever, sleeping with your boyfriend.I am getting married, and have no time to deal with your immaturity. if my FIANCE can handle me talking to my best friend, your stupid @ss should be able to deal with it too. If you can't grow up and deal with the fact that I've known him since he was 14, and that I'm not going anywhere.... well, then you can KISS MY @SS!!
Signed, Your Boyfriend's Favorite Female
PS... You're 17. I'll be 25 in a few days. Stop challenging me to fight. I don't want to go to jail, just to prove a point.
When he breaks up with you... don't blame me. Blame yourself for acting like an idiot.
oh...and then guess what you can do???
KISS MY ASSSS!!!!!
lol can you guess what's bothering me today??
jennandrolo
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Dear shipping company,
Thank you for making me take a whole day off to wait for my tv and its still not here yet although you said before 12pm!!!!
Kiss my ***!!!!
Junebride62108
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Posted by dancinmyazoff
Dear girl who steals any idea I've ever had and tries to say she thought of them all herself. Nobody ever believes you....plus you do not have a creative bone in your body.
Kiss my a$$.
You have great ones!!
ChristineAaron08
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I posted this last night..redundant much, I know, but
Dear used to be BM,
You havent called me back re: gettign dresses so you obviously don't care to be in my wedding party.
KISS my asss!!!
Sincerely
I'm keeping your BM gift
I just wanted to post on this thread but cant think of a good on right now- hahaha
futuremrsfab
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this thread is amazing!!!!
Dear Love Handles/Muffin Tops,
Why wont you go away??? I spend hours at the gym trying to rid myself of you and yet here you are, still! Since you hang over my jeans youre close enough to KISS MY A$$!
Love, the girl who keeps feeding you ice cream and apple pie!
omg that's hysterical! i seriously laughed out loud!
LeeLee111
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Dear FMIL & FSIL,
ITS MY WEDDING, stop trying to run everything. Thank you for ruining my engagement party, I loved it when you told my MOH you hated me. Oh and the food running out was delightful.
YOU CAN KISS MY A$$
Love, Lisa
LOL
LeeLee111
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Oh I feel so much better, THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD EVER!!!!
Celest
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To those family members that have an interest in my Productive Cycle,
No I will not pop a baby or two or three at your request. These are my ovaries & I am not consulting with you on how to use them. No twins do not seem like a great idea right now. The fate of the world does not rest on my IMMEDIATELY having children. Darn it let me enjoy the wedding.
I can't even find a sitter for my dog. grr
Celest
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Kiss my future babies @sses!!!!
yelley77
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Kiss my future babies @sses!!!!
LMAO
Future Mulligan
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Dear Nintendo,
why must you make the Wii so hard to find? i know why you do it - but kiss my a$$ anyways.....im tired of searching every store for it on my lunch break!!!
jeffamanda080808
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Dear FMIL & FSIL,
ITS MY WEDDING, stop trying to run everything. Thank you for ruining my engagement party, I loved it when you told my MOH you hated me. Oh and the food running out was delightful.
YOU CAN KISS MY A$$
Love, Lisa
LOL
OMG...I think our FMIL's might be friends!!!!!
mariaobride
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Dear Strange Lady who was browsing behind my desk before & invading my personal space because you needed to get into a conference room. How would you like it if I went into your office and did that ahh I don't think you would so how about kissing my @ss!
Sincerely,
Me
bemyyoko
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Dear PMS, You are making my life miserable right now. I can't stop eating, and I'm fighting with everyone around me. I'm crying at every stupid commercial that comes on the tv, did i mention i can't stop eating??
Dear PMS, You are making my life miserable right now. I can't stop eating, and I'm fighting with everyone around me. I'm crying at every stupid commercial that comes on the tv, did i mention i can't stop eating??
GO AWAY!! But not before you KISS MY @SS!!!!
Thanks, Brutus the Uterus
I read quick and thought this said,
Dear MPAS,
LMAO
kristi313
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Posted by ChristineAaron08
I posted this last night..redundant much, I know, but
Dear used to be BM,
You havent called me back re: gettign dresses so you obviously don't care to be in my wedding party.
KISS my asss!!!
Sincerely
I'm keeping your BM gift
I just wanted to post on this thread but cant think of a good on right now- hahaha
STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!!! talk about redundant!
kristi313
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Dear 'BOB' from Jess's BP,
Get your lazy @ss to the store and get your stupid self measured already! I don't like the fact that you are causing Dave & Jess so much stress (and yes i know that rhymes). And your little wifey poo needs to get an attitude adjustment!
Step it up a notch buddy if not you can KISS MY @SS!!!!!!
Much Love,
2008 LIW Brides - Representative
jeffamanda080808
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Posted by kristi313
Dear 'BOB' from Jess's BP,
Get your lazy @ss to the store and get your stupid self measured already! I don't like the fact that you are causing Dave & Jess so much stress (and yes i know that rhymes). And your little wifey poo needs to get an attitude adjustment!
Step it up a notch buddy if not you can KISS MY @SS!!!!!!
Much Love,
2008 LIW Brides - Representative
SO WELL PUT!!!!!!!!
Jess is gonna love it!
kristi313
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Posted by kristi313
Dear 'BOB' from Jess's BP,
Get your lazy @ss to the store and get your stupid self measured already! I don't like the fact that you are causing Dave & Jess so much stress (and yes i know that rhymes). And your little wifey poo needs to get an attitude adjustment!
Step it up a notch buddy if not you can KISS MY @SS!!!!!!
Much Love,
2008 LIW Brides - Representative
SO WELL PUT!!!!!!!!
Jess is gonna love it!
LeeLee111
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Dear FMIL & FSIL,
ITS MY WEDDING, stop trying to run everything. Thank you for ruining my engagement party, I loved it when you told my MOH you hated me. Oh and the food running out was delightful.
