Some of you have been having bad days lately and I thought maybe we should have a place where we can vent our frustrations (in a funny way) on this 'you can kiss my @ss' thread.
Feel free to let it all out here!!!
(remember, it's all in good fun)
jeffamanda080808
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Dear FMIL & FSIL,
ITS MY WEDDING, stop trying to run everything. Thank you for ruining my engagement party, I loved it when you told my MOH you hated me. Oh and the food running out was delightful.
Psychiotic MIL's of the world are uniting right now....LOL
God help us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yelley77
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thought maybe some girls wanted to add some things... a few of you had a stressful morning!
yelley77
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Dear School Eatery (or cafeteria),
How is it that you always have no food. I just wanted a bagel, that is it. not a serving of mozz sticks that have been sitting there for 3 hours, or chicken nuggets that look like they can take out a 400 pound man. Your food *****, your 'chef' doesn't speak English and you are always out of EVERYTHING.
you can kiss my @ss.
Love, forced to go to McDonalds
cbcf
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Dear crazy old lady that works with me
Just because I just was trained on this job and don't know too much about it and everything doesn't mean you can be sly and try to pawn all your work off on ME!!!!!!!! B*tch get the point that you NEED TO DO YOUR OWN WORK. I have plenty of stuff to do. I am doing the same job you do because my boss said yuo are too slow and I am also doing my other job. So KNOCK the crap off. I know you are like 80 yrs old and slow but don't think I am taking all your work off your shoulders so you can go to the break room and chit chat all day long!
From Your soon to be foot up the ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yelley77
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Dear crazy old lady that works with me
Just because I just was trained on this job and don't know too much about it and everything doesn't mean you can be sly and try to pawn all your work off on ME!!!!!!!! B*tch get the point that you NEED TO DO YOUR OWN WORK. I have plenty of stuff to do. I am doing the same job you do because my boss said yuo are too slow and I am also doing my other job. So KNOCK the crap off. I know you are like 80 yrs old and slow but don't think I am taking all your work off your shoulders so you can go to the break room and chit chat all day long!
From Your soon to be foot up the ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go Catie, go Catie!!
jeffamanda080808
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I am so excited that this thread was bumped. It was like free therapy last week!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toucan311
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Dear my three cats,
Why do you poop as soon as we sit down to dinner? Try waiting 30 min. Thanks.
heather the cat mom
TGs Lady 22908
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Dear Stupid B!tch of a former BM,
Next time you want to make someones life stressful, try starting with your own. Not only are you a piece of sh!t for doing what you did to me but you are also not worth the price of the bouquet you were SUPPOSED to carry. You can pick up your own f*cking dress at the store and you'll have exactly 30 days to do so because I'm telling them to put it in the garbage afterward because that's where you belong.
I hope you enjoyed living vicariously thru me.
F*ck You Always,
Me
ETA: OH! and make sure that you kiss my ASSSSS!
ooooh that felt GREAT!
catsgirl
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dear friends husband, go the heck home, grow up and get off your moms booby, you have a wife and child now, you are such a big d*ck head, shame on you and shame on your mom for letting you in the door, and further more you can kiss my a$$ and your mama can to...............
from melissa..
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Dear my three cats,
Why do you poop as soon as we sit down to dinner? Try waiting 30 min. Thanks.
heather the cat mom
NO WAY!!!!!!! Our cat does that tooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought we were the only people! Is that common!?
LeslieMike
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Dear Health Insurance Company,
Thank you so much for raising my copay from $20 a visit to $30 a visit! I just wanted to let you know . . .
You can Kiss MY A$$!
cbcf
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Dear crazy old lady that works with me
Just because I just was trained on this job and don't know too much about it and everything doesn't mean you can be sly and try to pawn all your work off on ME!!!!!!!! B*tch get the point that you NEED TO DO YOUR OWN WORK. I have plenty of stuff to do. I am doing the same job you do because my boss said yuo are too slow and I am also doing my other job. So KNOCK the crap off. I know you are like 80 yrs old and slow but don't think I am taking all your work off your shoulders so you can go to the break room and chit chat all day long!
From Your soon to be foot up the ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go Catie, go Catie!!
haha i sounded so mean....i dont know what came over me!!
Toucan311
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Dear my three cats,
Why do you poop as soon as we sit down to dinner? Try waiting 30 min. Thanks.
heather the cat mom
NO WAY!!!!!!! Our cat does that tooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought we were the only people! Is that common!?
maybe its the smell of food??
yelley77
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Posted by beachbum05
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Dear my three cats,
Why do you poop as soon as we sit down to dinner? Try waiting 30 min. Thanks.
heather the cat mom
NO WAY!!!!!!! Our cat does that tooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought we were the only people! Is that common!?
maybe its the smell of food??
maybe you just raised your cats to have bad manners
yelley77
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Dear Stupid B!tch of a former BM,
Next time you want to make someones life stressful, try starting with your own. Not only are you a piece of sh!t for doing what you did to me but you are also not worth the price of the bouquet you were SUPPOSED to carry. You can pick up your own f*cking dress at the store and you'll have exactly 30 days to do so because I'm telling them to put it in the garbage afterward because that's where you belong.
I hope you enjoyed living vicariously thru me.
F*ck You Always,
Me
ETA: OH! and make sure that you kiss my ASSSSS!
ooooh that felt GREAT!
Let is ALLLLL out. That is what this is here for!!
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Dear People who think they are better then everyone else:
STOP THINKING THIS! YOU AREN'T! You're poop stinks just like everyone elses. You can't make me feel bad about myself either. I refuse to let you get the better of me!
Much Love,
average joe
ant n tilde
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Dear Bowels, must you be so irritable?
Love, the body you are inside and have NO compassion for
PS i would ask you to kiss my @ss but you are kind of part of my @ss so that wouldn't really work
yelley77
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Dear Bowels, must you be so irritable?
Love, the body you are inside and have NO compassion for
PS i would ask you to kiss my @ss but you are kind of part of my @ss so that wouldn't really work
lmao
Toucan311
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Dear Bowels, must you be so irritable?
Love, the body you are inside and have NO compassion for
PS i would ask you to kiss my @ss but you are kind of part of my @ss so that wouldn't really work
I wonder how you'd address an envelope to your bowels.
TGs Lady 22908
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Dear Bowels, must you be so irritable?
Love, the body you are inside and have NO compassion for
PS i would ask you to kiss my @ss but you are kind of part of my @ss so that wouldn't really work
I wonder how you'd address an envelope to your bowels.
