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Turn your frustration into laughter...Post the funny and just down right jaw dropping things people whom you have invited have said or asked you...

Original post by madseason

We need to keep things positive!! We are all approaching our wedding dates, so lets take what really p i sses us off and turn it around and laugh about it!!

My BM, who cannot afford to bring her fiance from TX, asked to bring 2 dates, her mom and bro...so her whole fam....

Sure thing...I just need to take a trip to the money farm!
gabbie83 Posted:

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Posted by Mizzdimple

sorry i cant come, i just cant imagine running home from work on a friday and getting ready.




omg
madseason Posted:

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oh man lurkers!

madseason Posted:

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Posted by Mizzdimple

sorry i cant come, i just cant imagine running home from work on a friday and getting ready.



wow...i cant imagine you coming and runing my day...
kristin597 Posted:

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One of my FBILs asked when he should go get his tux. I told him in about a month or two I'm gonna start looking for them. He looks at me weird and says 'oh, well I already picked mine out.' He thought every guy got to choose which tux they were gonna wear!
gabbie83 Posted:

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Posted by madseason


Posted by MrsK2008

My mom told us she wasn't going to come to our e-party so she could conserve money to pay for the reception.............but she went to acapulco for 9 days the same week as e-party!

I wished her montezumas revenge

ETA:

my Mom lives in Kansas



you know...FMIL kept goin on and on about how she cant help us with the wedding.....

she went out the NEXT DAY! they bought a new audi....

dont want your money anyway!



soemtimes you just have to sit back and be like
WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
speechless - literally speechless
ChristineAaron08 Posted:

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My Nanny (love her dearly) asked me why I don't just have the wedding where my sister had hers (2 blocks from where my uncle lives) so that he can just walk there again

YES- let me make it really convenient for ONE PERSON!!!

Uhhmm..Ever hear of a car, or taxi, or other family members..OR :gasp: dont get sh!tfaced so that he can actually drive himself
ChristineAaron08 Posted:

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Posted by madseason

We need to keep things positive!! We are all approaching our wedding dates, so lets take what really p i sses us off and turn it around and laugh about it!!

My BM, who cannot afford to bring her fiance from TX, asked to bring 2 dates, her mom and bro...so her whole fam....

Sure thing...I just need to take a trip to the money farm!

LOL

I love this thread

uhmm-- yeah sure, bring all your cousins too...oh and while your at it, pick up TJs Lady's uncle AND his dog since they cant make it to hers
GtBride Posted:

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My uncle asked my parents why is she having the wedding in March? Its too cold for him.

bluegreen08 Posted:

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SB7308 Posted:

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Posted by GtBride

My uncle asked my parents why is she having the wedding in March? Its too cold for him.


Seriously!??!?!? What is wrong with people!!
truelove5803 Posted:

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FH and I are renting a hall and doingeverything on our own to save money on a tight budget. Well, FMIL told my mom that FFIL had to get his SUIT cleaned for the wedding!!!! When my mom asked why he wasn't wearing a tux like everyone else, FMIL reliped that it is a casual wedding!!!!! My mom almost strangled her!!!!

Ps we got it straightened out. FFIl is wearing a tux
futuremrsfab Posted:

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i seriously love you girls- this is the best thread ever!!!

Mine is pretty funny- FH and I have been together about 5 years and i've known his cousin the whole time but she always calls me by the wrong name- she calls me Maribel not Marybeth

So she gets the STD and it says our names on it and she calls up FH and she says to him- how come on the save the date it says you are marrying marybeth? did you & maribel break up..

fh has tried to explain to her a million times what my name is- so he's bored with it- so he told her that the company spelt my name wrong on the std and that yes he is marrying maribel
anamaree77 Posted:

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my favorite so far is.......

'what are we supposed to do between the church and the reception?!?!?!?'
truelove5803 Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsfab

i seriously love you girls- this is the best thread ever!!!

Mine is pretty funny- FH and I have been together about 5 years and i've known his cousin the whole time but she always calls me by the wrong name- she calls me Maribel not Marybeth

So she gets the STD and it says our names on it and she calls up FH and she says to him- how come on the save the date it says you are marrying marybeth? did you & maribel break up..

fh has tried to explain to her a million times what my name is- so he's bored with it- so he told her that the company spelt my name wrong on the std and that yes he is marrying maribel



oh know! I hope she doesn't write out the check to FH and Maribel! I'd like to be there when you are explaining that to the teller at the bank!!!!!
MrsK2008 Posted:

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Posted by anamaree77

my favorite so far is.......

'what are we supposed to do between the church and the reception?!?!?!?'



this, I swear is a NY phenomenon.

The very first wedding I attended there was a 5 hour gap.

I thought it was ridiculous.

Hence, we are getting married and going straight to cocktail hour/reception

my family would have loose lipped me to death otherwise
price867 Posted:

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This is hilarious!

lisa50 Posted:

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A girl at my job said,' what 's with the ice cubes in your e-ring?' I have 8 princess cut diamonds on each side of my e-ring. They aren't even big, give me a break. Wasn't a good day, so my response was, 'jealousy is a terrible thing!' Ooops, have to be a b&tch once and a while! I'm not sure if she thought it was funny or if she was being mean, but i don't care either way. I love my ring!

madseason Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsfab

i seriously love you girls- this is the best thread ever!!!

Mine is pretty funny- FH and I have been together about 5 years and i've known his cousin the whole time but she always calls me by the wrong name- she calls me Maribel not Marybeth

So she gets the STD and it says our names on it and she calls up FH and she says to him- how come on the save the date it says you are marrying marybeth? did you & maribel break up..

fh has tried to explain to her a million times what my name is- so he's bored with it- so he told her that the company spelt my name wrong on the std and that yes he is marrying maribel




Im glad u think soo!!!!

Lets get all our anger over what ppl are saying about our weddings and LAUGH over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ive actually been told....LIMOS are a waste of money.....and you dont need a ringbearer...

or werent my boys chosen to be rbs....

because they are demon spawnd
Kimbalina Posted:

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Posted by madseason

Ive actually been told....LIMOS are a waste of money.....and you dont need a ringbearer...

or werent my boys chosen to be rbs....

because they are demon spawnd



SAME problem / situation with the Ring Bearer!
madseason Posted:

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Posted by Kimbalina


Posted by madseason

Ive actually been told....LIMOS are a waste of money.....and you dont need a ringbearer...

or werent my boys chosen to be rbs....

because they are demon spawnd



SAME problem / situation with the Ring Bearer!




well we picked my neighbors/bm kids over his first cousins bc we seem them more and have more of a relationship with them...they behave...

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