Turn your frustration into laughter...Post the funny and just down right jaw dropping things people whom you have invited have said or asked you...

FMIL said she can't make her hair appointment any earlier than 1:30pm because of 'the emotions of the day'.

She is supposed to be ready to go for pictures at 2 pm !

I will show her some emotions all right!!!!!!!!1

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Posted by MrsK2008

while interviewing prospective photographers I asked if photog could air brush certain pics to cover unsightly moles and freckles on my arms, my gown is sleeveless.

He said it would be easier for him if I just got a dress with sleeves.

uh

@#$%^&*^%$#@$%^ c*ck s*cker

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my wedding is tomorrow.. my grandmother called me at 11:30 last night to ask me where would she put her coat when she gets to the church....


i told her don't worry.. i'll hold it for her..

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Posted by ChristineAaron08

My Nanny (love her dearly) asked me why I don't just have the wedding where my sister had hers (2 blocks from where my uncle lives) so that he can just walk there again

YES- let me make it really convenient for ONE PERSON!!!

Uhhmm..Ever hear of a car, or taxi, or other family members..OR :gasp: dont get sh!tfaced so that he can actually drive himself

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I had a similar conversation...

FH lives in the Bronx, and other than his parents, 1 uncle, and 1 of his father's cousins (who we call aunt), all of his relatives live in Queens or LI. Since I live in Queens, we decided to have the church in Queens and the reception in Great Neck.

This aunt who is FH's father's cousin doesn't have a car, so she complained to us that we're having the wedding too far away and we should have had it in the Bronx so she could attend more easily. I honestly couldn't believe she had the gall to say that!

So I suggested that perhaps she could ride to the church in the limo that'll be picking up FH and his parents...and she said, 'But how would I get to the reception?' I think she was expecting to be in the limo for the entire day, so FH quickly stepped in and suggested that his uncle who lives in the Bronx or another family member could drive her to the reception and then home.

She shut up after that. But God forbid one of her 2 daughters actually spend the money to cross the bridge to bring her home...

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Posted by Papillon25

FMIL said she can't make her hair appointment any earlier than 1:30pm because of 'the emotions of the day'.

She is supposed to be ready to go for pictures at 2 pm !

I will show her some emotions all right!!!!!!!!1

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Will she be tearing her hair out all morning?
or doing this all morning?

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

my wedding is tomorrow.. my grandmother called me at 11:30 last night to ask me where would she put her coat when she gets to the church....


i told her don't worry.. i'll hold it for her..

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awwww grandma!!! WOW TOMORROW!!!GL!!!!!

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

my wedding is tomorrow.. my grandmother called me at 11:30 last night to ask me where would she put her coat when she gets to the church....


i told her don't worry.. i'll hold it for her..

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this has to be , by far, the funniest one so far!!!!!

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

my wedding is tomorrow.. my grandmother called me at 11:30 last night to ask me where would she put her coat when she gets to the church....


i told her don't worry.. i'll hold it for her..

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i can't even imagine what went through your head after she asked you this..

yeah i also found out some people on my side of the family were complaining that we are getting married 45 minutes away in LI.....

'how come they cant get married down the block'

okay, we'll get married down the block just for you!

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Posted by Annoulak

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

my wedding is tomorrow.. my grandmother called me at 11:30 last night to ask me where would she put her coat when she gets to the church....


i told her don't worry.. i'll hold it for her..

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this has to be , by far, the funniest one so far!!!!!

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i couldn't understand how this came into her head at that time of night that made her call me.. so tomorow i'll have a bouquet in one hand and my grandmother's coat in the other..

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Posted by futuremrsfab

i seriously love you girls- this is the best thread ever!!!

Mine is pretty funny- FH and I have been together about 5 years and i've known his cousin the whole time but she always calls me by the wrong name- she calls me Maribel not Marybeth

So she gets the STD and it says our names on it and she calls up FH and she says to him- how come on the save the date it says you are marrying marybeth? did you & maribel break up..

fh has tried to explain to her a million times what my name is- so he's bored with it- so he told her that the company spelt my name wrong on the std and that yes he is marrying maribel

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LMAO that is by far the funniest thing i have heard today! omg i counldn`t imagine being called the wrong name all that time!

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Posted by Future Mulligan

yeah i also found out some people on my side of the family were complaining that we are getting married 45 minutes away in LI.....

'how come they cant get married down the block'

okay, we'll get married down the block just for you!

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Yea I get that too.. 'Why do you have to go allllll the way out east!?!?! Its 30-40 min from us, not that far!!!!!

omg some of these are so funny!!!

I don't really think anything that has been said to me compares....

One of my BMs asked me if I was inviting a particular person who I am not (we've had a really rocky past and it's a long story but we are not good friends now either) and when I said no, she suggested that I could invite her to the ceremony but not the reception as a mid-ground. I think that is way more offensive than not inviting the person at all, plus I'm getting married AT MY HALL!

I don't know if anyone will think that this is weird but I do....
My FH was talking to his mom (FMIL) and he told her that they needed to work on picking out a song to dance to at the reception. She told him that she wanted to dance to Ave Maria since she's always liked that song.....does anyone else think that that is a strange song choice?

ok my funny story would have to be FH`s grandma....she`s a trip! first she argued with me about the guest list....she wants her sister invited who lives in Florida. that FH barely remebers and i met once! ok not a problem! i have given in a lot for other people so whats one person for her.....she proceeds to then tell me that she knows she wont show up!!!!!!!


same person diffrent situation......
we were discussing the wedding at a family BBQ over the summer. (again the guest list came up) but this time some one mentioned the bar. they simply asked if there would be open bar and she flipped!! insisted that we should not have it. tried to use the excuse that it will be cheaper for us with out it but after much disscussion we came to realize it is just because she is against drinking and is worried that the divorced familes wont mix well with alcohol!!!

why can`t people just let me be!

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Posted by ldrenckhahn

I don't know if anyone will think that this is weird but I do....
My FH was talking to his mom (FMIL) and he told her that they needed to work on picking out a song to dance to at the reception. She told him that she wanted to dance to Ave Maria since she's always liked that song.....does anyone else think that that is a strange song choice?

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it would be super weird if you were walking down the aisle to it

are you?

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Posted by MrsK2008

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Posted by ldrenckhahn

I don't know if anyone will think that this is weird but I do....
My FH was talking to his mom (FMIL) and he told her that they needed to work on picking out a song to dance to at the reception. She told him that she wanted to dance to Ave Maria since she's always liked that song.....does anyone else think that that is a strange song choice?

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it would be super weird if you were walking down the aisle to it

are you?

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We weren't planning on it...we're getting married at Flowerfield so I think we're just gonna do something pretty traditional but it def won't be Ave Maria now!

oh wait! I have another one!
due to max capacity issues, we invited no one with '& guest.' well, My dads best friend and his wife just recently divorced. Both are invited to the wedding, and dads BF said that he isn't replying yet because he want's to know if his ex is coming....if she is he needs to bring a date!!!! Hello....I hope she likes the cold becasue she will be out on the patio if you bring one!!!!!

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

my wedding is tomorrow.. my grandmother called me at 11:30 last night to ask me where would she put her coat when she gets to the church....


i told her don't worry.. i'll hold it for her..

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that is so cute!! And congrats and good luck for your Wedding*