what embarrasses you about ....

My dad takes 2 years to tell a story.....

My mother is the mayor of Bensonhurst and is LOUD and thinks she can speak every language or knows every person...Like She wont stop until she figures out a way that she knows someone you know. She also stares at me and my sister all the timeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love her, its not even embarassing its hilarious!

Also - when my dad would play video games with us when we were younger, his whole body would move with the car, character, controller if he was playing a racecar game, his body was sideways when he was making turns.

just a funny memory of my angel

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Posted by Jesses Girl

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

my mom: i love her and shes Very modern i have to give her that but she has a sign on her head that must say... 'ill talk to anyone' cuz shes always talking to someone... and that she has a way of Exaggerating every story...

my dad: has a tendency to be VERY loud and sounds like hes always yelling but hes really not.. also when he goes out he thinks stained/hole-y t-shirts are appropriate. and sweats that he wore to change the oil in the car.. it can be VERY embarrassing!

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hahaha...i love it.

dads n moms are great...even tho we are embarassed i bet we love it too...

like my dad...LOVES to tell dirty jokes that make me blush..he doesnt care..he says stuff in front of grandma and i wanna die! HAHA

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hahaha i know ilove them but sometimes i just cant handle it.. and my dad trys to be 'cool' and say 'whats up DAWG?' and 'hey loser' and my mom yells back..' HON YOU SOUND HORIABLE!!!!' and then he yells back..'oh be quite' its hysterical and i pee my pants

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Posted by KarinAmanda

Also - when my dad would play video games with us when we were younger, his whole body would move with the car, character, controller if he was playing a racecar game, his body was sideways when he was making turns.

just a funny memory of my angel

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awww ........my dad too! he moved when he made super mario jump over a pipe!

my father is extremely unpredictable and he can be confrontational if he doesn't like something that someone does..

my mother says corny things and she can get TOO competetive if she has to play a game with other people..

there's much much more, but that's all I can think of right now...

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

my mom: i love her and shes Very modern i have to give her that but she has a sign on her head that must say... 'ill talk to anyone' cuz shes always talking to someone... and that she has a way of Exaggerating every story...

my dad: has a tendency to be VERY loud and sounds like hes always yelling but hes really not.. also when he goes out he thinks stained/hole-y t-shirts are appropriate. and sweats that he wore to change the oil in the car.. it can be VERY embarrassing!

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oh my god with the sweats...my dad lives in his sweats outside of work. No matter where we are going, its always sweats. He has his 'nice' sweats and his 'yardwork' sweats and his 'TV watching' sweats. Its like, would it really kill you to put on a pair of jeans or khakis once in a while?

my mom TOTALLY overcompensates when she is nervous - like at my SIL's shower - she got flustered bc she got her lingerie ( omg i dont know why either) and instead of just letting her open it she took it out and held it up to her and made that 'hourglass' motion with her hands and she got REALLY loud and like woohoo about it - people probably think she is obnxious but she does that when she is nervous

my dad is like a priest - he doesn't smoke, drinks one beer a day, has never said a curse word, has never gossipped etc. so when other people do that kind of stuff he tried to be 'cool' about it but he will actually point out when ADULTS ( as in FILs) drink! he will try to make it a joke like ' haha you had two glasses of wine you are drunk' but its embarassing since its like that is what NORMAL people do!

my dad also wears dress pants or jeans with a belt EVERY DAY with black dress shoes - pants hiked up to the armpits with a button down short sleeve shirt

every single day - doesnt own a pair of sneakers or a t shirt

my parents have accents too so sometimes they make up words LOL

it annoys me to no end that my ILs always say 'your parents don't speak english' um yeah they do - they have accents though just take the time to listen - they have worked here for over 40 years!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

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Posted by Jesses Girl

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

my mom: i love her and shes Very modern i have to give her that but she has a sign on her head that must say... 'ill talk to anyone' cuz shes always talking to someone... and that she has a way of Exaggerating every story...

my dad: has a tendency to be VERY loud and sounds like hes always yelling but hes really not.. also when he goes out he thinks stained/hole-y t-shirts are appropriate. and sweats that he wore to change the oil in the car.. it can be VERY embarrassing!

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hahaha...i love it.

dads n moms are great...even tho we are embarassed i bet we love it too...

like my dad...LOVES to tell dirty jokes that make me blush..he doesnt care..he says stuff in front of grandma and i wanna die! HAHA

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hahaha i know ilove them but sometimes i just cant handle it.. and my dad trys to be 'cool' and say 'whats up DAWG?' and 'hey loser' and my mom yells back..' HON YOU SOUND HORIABLE!!!!' and then he yells back..'oh be quite' its hysterical and i pee my pants

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haha yah i kno...my dad is like that too..like he talks like a kid. its funny.

my dad has a nickname for me and jesse....which he tells people

itchy and bitchy...itchy for jesse bc he scratches his head when he doesnt kno..and me bitchy for obvious reasons...

ur dad has dressed the same since i met u tilde...and its wonderful! ahahaha

i kno him by that and his car. <3

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Posted by Jesses Girl

ur dad has dressed the same since i met u tilde...and its wonderful! ahahaha

i kno him by that and his car. <3

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aww he has an impala now - i totally cried when they towed away the chevy

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Posted by Jesses Girl

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Posted by Chanwich

My dad thinks he's Tony Soprano and curses up a storm in both english and itialian no matter who he is talking to!

AND, when we go to the beach, my dad never bothers to rub his sunscreen in all the way, so he just walks around with big white blobs all over him and all of my friends STILL make fun of me for it to this day!

My mom sometimes talks really loudly. But other than that, she rarely does anything embarassing, thank goodness!

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haha my mom doesnt realize that she doesnt have to scream into a cell fone. u kno monica from friends when she says 'I KNOW!' really loud...we do that to my mom.

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OMG my dad talks loud regardless but on the phone hes even worse, and long distance OMG forget it

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Posted by bonch20

they dress terrible!!

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thats one thing ill actually give them credit for...my dad is one of the best dressed men i know, has TONS of very nice suits and everyone even knows my dad for the way he dresses.

My mom dresses nice too and i always loved her clothes, which i why i borrowed everything lol

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by Jesses Girl

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Posted by Chanwich

My dad thinks he's Tony Soprano and curses up a storm in both english and itialian no matter who he is talking to!

AND, when we go to the beach, my dad never bothers to rub his sunscreen in all the way, so he just walks around with big white blobs all over him and all of my friends STILL make fun of me for it to this day!

My mom sometimes talks really loudly. But other than that, she rarely does anything embarassing, thank goodness!

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haha my mom doesnt realize that she doesnt have to scream into a cell fone. u kno monica from friends when she says 'I KNOW!' really loud...we do that to my mom.

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OMG my dad talks loud regardless but on the phone hes even worse, and long distance OMG forget it

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its like the farther away the louder they speak...

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Posted by Jesses Girl

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by Jesses Girl

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Posted by Chanwich

My dad thinks he's Tony Soprano and curses up a storm in both english and itialian no matter who he is talking to!

AND, when we go to the beach, my dad never bothers to rub his sunscreen in all the way, so he just walks around with big white blobs all over him and all of my friends STILL make fun of me for it to this day!

My mom sometimes talks really loudly. But other than that, she rarely does anything embarassing, thank goodness!

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haha my mom doesnt realize that she doesnt have to scream into a cell fone. u kno monica from friends when she says 'I KNOW!' really loud...we do that to my mom.

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OMG my dad talks loud regardless but on the phone hes even worse, and long distance OMG forget it

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its like the farther away the louder they speak...

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My mom screams into the cell phone and at the same time Covers her mouth and the phone with her hand as if that will help!

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Posted by jgl

my mom still does the Arsineo Hall arm wave and the 'Whoop Whoop' we try to discourage her from going to FH's and My Bros softball games because i want to curl up in a ball when she does that. not to mention not that many people go to watch thoses games so she really sticks out like a sore thumb

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My dad is notorious for being that obnoxious fan at me and my sisters soccer games. Especially in college since we both went to small upstate schools and we were the 'city' people. We would actually be yelling at him to shut up while we were playing.
My favorite one liner of all times from him was after my sister got fouled at a tournament in NJ. My dad goes 'Jeezus F*in Christ. If she wanted to get mugged we would have stayed in New York!'

My father likes to try to embarrass me by dancing crazy but that doesn't really work. He does have no shame in farting in front of my friends. That's really the only thing he does that bothers me.

My mom doenst' really embarrass me. I'm usually the one that embarrasses her. When we use to go bra shopping I would find the biggest bra and put it on my head and ask her if this is her size.

I call my father Chef-BoyaBROKE....he will eat something at someone's house or at a restaurant and then have to come home and try to make his own version of it...then we have to suffer through eating it 4 weeks in a row until he thinks he gets it right....

My mother says I cant dress, and is always buying me clothes she found on sale, and its always 6 sizes way too big for me to wear...she'll buy me a shirt with a hideous pattern on it and then tell me I dont have any style when I refuse to wear it....