What it feels like 16 days before your wedding..
1. You cant concentrate on anything non-wedding related. Work? Yeah right. The last thing on my mind is anything related to my job..
2. Ideas of any additional DIY projects go out the door. I have no time nor the energy or patience to deal or even attempt any special projects.
3. You check your bank account everyday & shed a tear as you watch your account slip into the hole of emptiness
4. Anyone who hasn’t rsvp’d by now… F’em! They don’t care to respond, I don’t care to have them there.
5. You watch every little piece of food you eat & analyze it. You pray that you will be able to fit into your dress come your 2nd fitting.
6. You can care less about color coordination anymore. The fact that my invites do not match my color scheme or my napkins don’t match my chair covers is not a thought in my head!
7. If I look at another bridal magazine… I will barf.
8. Any wedding e-mail advertisements I receive in my in-box IMMEDIATELY gets deleted. In fact.. I scroll all the way to the bottom & press “UNSUBSCRIBE”
9. You spend more time than you want to thinking about how much you should tip the vendors.
10. Any sappy songs will bring a tear to your eye… You’re an emotional mess. You will cry at the drop of a dime.
11. You spend HOURS thinking about every little detail, hoping you didn’t forget ANYTHING and go over your to-do list 100 times over & over. AND.. everytime you do go over the list, you realize that there is something else that needs to be done.
12. You feel bad for brides that just got engaged.. they have to go through this whole planning process. You cant even fathom the thought of doing this all over again.
13. Your honeymoon is looking sweeter & sweeter each day. In fact. You wou would trade in your wedding day just to be on your honeymoon.
14. The mere though of doing place-settings will drive you to drink.
15. Your in-laws will always have that one person that they “forgot to tell you to invite”
16. Your in love even more than ever!!! the only one that keeps you sane is your FH