Ode to the 06ers – Haiku Style (Is there any other way????)
Where shall I begin
Many brides to write about
The first I met was…
Hollie at Fridays
Knew her from her big wide smile
We’ll be life long friends

Jaime was there too
And forever she will be
Rockin’ past 0-6
Cindy oh Cindy
Which one is this part about?
They each get one verse
CindyandKevin
That summer at Cozymels
Rockin with Jaime
SweetCin sayin “YAY”
Her sweetness is genuine
No hoof and mouth there
S-I bride and I
Shopped at Bridal Reflections
Both of us were pleased

Jennie is famous
In Long Island Bride and Groom
Her invitations

Ember Lynn showed us
Medieval romantic ways
Non traditional

Kathleen and I took
A defensive driving course
With Republicans
B-J and Dan works
With electrical power
Each and every day

Carol tolerates
Another cute Republican
They all have their faults

Much to my surprise
Lovely Chas noticed me in
A public bathroom

She dances with Ed
JanuaryBride 0-6
Do the merengue

Hey LipGlossJunky!
You get all my Hebrew Jokes
Never offended

N W R (Actually 5 syllables when you say it out loud)
Brought together as hot HOWS
Keep on posting there
Mon dieu mon Sophie
Please forgive my poor Francais
I only know “fromage”

Superkat genius
MENSA has her on their list
Meowing down south

Greenfreak likes Al Gore
Fluorescent bulbs make her day
Global Warming su cks

Bliss in October
Got her horse and carriage ride
Trusted and dear friend

Betty’s growing a
Teeny Weeny B-RodCheng
Inside her belly

Kissy 2-7
Married at Floral Terrace
Down the block from me
Chikita Marlo
Shared a wedding date with me
It was frickin cold

ChrissynRicky
Calls it the way she sees it
Much respect to you

B K to L I
Came to my first dress fitting
As a set of eyes

Conigs Twenty Five
Working out all day and night
Lovin that Luca

Johnsae is stylin
With her little Madison
Diva in training!
Waterspout has a
Baby brontosaurus boy
God Bless You Woman!

Quite the long review
A-K-A Mrs. T gave
Nothing left unsaid
Jessica M gives
Food for thought that racks the brain
Getting dizzy now

KittyTheStray loves
Furry Feline Animals
She rescues to save!

Hubert! Oh Hubert!
Where ever have you been dear?
Mother Hubert’s house?

Betsy-Ewickens
Has a sweet AND evil side
With a heart of gold
Kelly made a thing
At Cozymels Restaurant
Summer of 0-6

Meniasta is
A Polish country woman
I have roots there too!

Kris 5 1 6 has
The cutest dimples ever
Huge bridal party

Kerry C-E C
“Yippy Skippy” is her thing
Husband wore a kilt!

Oh Leigh D-V-M
Looking mighty fetching now
Moved too far away

CaMacho the star
Showed herself on the TV
For Chateau La Mer

Tricia’s cake was cool
Made with love with gold leaf and
Many Tootsie Rolls

Leese had struggled with
Taking a brand-new last name
Talked sense into her

Cortney has become
Quite the enterprising chick
With her jewelry

Mrs H hunny
Ed and I will not forget
What you’ve done for us

S S D B K
Honorary 0-6-er
Always one of us

Oh HappyBride Gail
Thank you for sticking around
One year past your year

Jen 2 9 9 9
You married a Jewish Doc
And caught my bouquet!

FRED the beagle dog
Never enough thought bubbles
The best dog ever!

I think Sylvia
Kissed me at the Fox Hollow
Somewhere on my cheek

Evnme gives me
Religious Enlightenment
Answers my questions

Qiana can find
Accessories for your clothes
On any website

J X N Oscar
Saw me at Kathleen’s wedding
I may have been drunk

BEANS I met in Queens
And again at Fox Hollow
Blonde Bombshell indeed
Preshy and DH
At The Wedding of the Year
Spicy Hot Couple

The gift of design
ItsLaurie is creative
Decorate my house

Naunie’s wedding pic
Underneath that studly horse
Makes me wet myself

With a great big smile
Giving love to Gianna
Deb’s a happy gal!

She knows what I mean
LaurenluvsTJ gets my
Common sense award

Anita has strength
A confidant of class and heart
Your dreams will come true!

Mrs. Brags I hope
That you got your enlargement
And put it near the fish

If I left you out
Please do not feel offended
Creative juice ran dry
Ron, Liz and Kim run
A website where I made friends
I’ll have forever
Ron gave me a thong
Liz probably shaked her head
Kim’s old Bedazzler
0-6 was a year
That all of us took our vows
To have and to hold
When this board shuts down
There will be no other board
That even comes close
To you all I thank
With all of my heart and soul
That I know you now
In my times of need
You were always there for me
A debt I can’t repay
I may shed a tear
When Ron closes down this board
Negotiations
C-notes in my hand
It could be just like Deep Throat
Incognito deal
Give us one more month
0-6-ers can’t say goodbye
Too sentimental
Tangential thinking
Did not take my Ritalin
Should not be near kids.
