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YOUR LAUGHS FOR MONDAY

shamma Posted: Jun 09, 2003 11:48 AM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2003 11:48 AM

YOUR LAUGHS FOR MONDAY

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. 'Not a chance' says the husband - 'It's three o'clock in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was it?' asks his wife.
'Just a drunken stranger asking for a push' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'NO, I didn't - it's three in the morning and it's pouring out!' 'Well, you've got a short memory' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him.' The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark: 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes the answer. 'Do you still want a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark. 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here, on the swing' the drunk replies.

NovemberSue Posted: Jun 09, 2003 11:49 AM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2003 11:49 AM