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Dear Will Power,

Why oh Why do you cave in everytime there's a brownie or a quesadillia in my vicinity? This is really getting old. I have to look fabulous on my wedding day and if you don't straighten the hell out I'm going to cry.

Love,
Me.

Also,

Dear Arms,

why u so flabby? Get it together so I don't look like I'm going to fly away everytime I move you above my shoulders.

Love (actually, not-so-love),
Me.

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Posted by TGs Lady 22908

Dear Will Power,

Why oh Why do you cave in everytime there's a brownie or a quesadillia in my vicinity? This is really getting old. I have to look fabulous on my wedding day and if you don't straighten the hell out I'm going to cry.

Love,
Me.

Also,

Dear Arms,

why u so flabby? Get it together so I don't look like I'm going to fly away everytime I move you above my shoulders.

Love (actually, not-so-love),
Me.

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You took the words right out of my mouth....down to the quesadilla and brownies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Delicious Nature's Choice Chocolate Chip Cookies:

If I find out that you're STILL messing around with my FH, I promise you there will be hell to pay for both of you. No only will I severely devour you, I will most likely drown you in milk and swallow you whole. Take THAT!

Keep away from me and my man you delicious chocolate chip hussy!!!

dear people who make 08 girls upset:

stop!

thanks.

Dear Body,
Why must you react to a period that 's not even here yet with cramps, body aches and headaches month after month. It really bothers me. Please give me a break.

Sincerely,
Not feeling well

dear boss..

i still hate you

you need to stop favoring people jsut because they are mexican like you are

i want to quit my job so bad because you make me cry all the time

but im not going to because i hate you and you hate me..so ill just keep making my money and make you deal with me

love

your senior stylist

dear see-more stomach,
I HATE YOU!!! iknow ive stopped exercising but thats becuase when i was i went down to an unhealthy weight.. but now im just FLAB!!! why do you have to take so much effort to get rid of!!! you STINK! just GO AWAY!!!!... hip-hop abs here i come!! it should be coming i the mail soon and then you will wish you would have just gone away!

smooches,
the body your attached to!

p.s. when i look at you i get like this

Dear My Thighs and Stomach as well

Ok so I am going to lay off a little cause I know my period is coming....but STOP GETTING BIGGER or atleast feeling like they are getting bigger. I dont like you anymore. I know I stopped going to the gym and havent had time to dance too much cause of school- but COME ON!!!

Please fix yourselves sooner than later or this summer you are not going to be happy with me cause you will be in a lot of pain from the GYM

Love
The person you help support!!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

dear see-more stomach,
I HATE YOU!!! iknow ive stopped exercising but thats becuase when i was i went down to an unhealthy weight.. but now im just FLAB!!! why do you have to take so much effort to get rid of!!! you STINK! just GO AWAY!!!!... hip-hop abs here i come!! it should be coming i the mail soon and then you will wish you would have just gone away!

smooches,
the body your attached to!

p.s. when i look at you i get like this

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Seriously you got HIP HOP ABS !! I like you already but can we become BFF's because I need to work out and i heard hiphop abs are great and if you need a work out buddy I am here!! hahah

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Posted by cbcf

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

dear see-more stomach,
I HATE YOU!!! iknow ive stopped exercising but thats becuase when i was i went down to an unhealthy weight.. but now im just FLAB!!! why do you have to take so much effort to get rid of!!! you STINK! just GO AWAY!!!!... hip-hop abs here i come!! it should be coming i the mail soon and then you will wish you would have just gone away!

smooches,
the body your attached to!

p.s. when i look at you i get like this

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Seriously you got HIP HOP ABS !! I like you already but can we become BFF's because I need to work out and i heard hiphop abs are great and if you need a work out buddy I am here!! hahah

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i treated myself to it since i really cant afford the gym.. im barely paying my bills.. so i figured it was worth the $$... ill let you know how it goes when i get it... iw ould like to start roller bladding or someting when the weather gets nicer if your game!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

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Posted by cbcf

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

dear see-more stomach,
I HATE YOU!!! iknow ive stopped exercising but thats becuase when i was i went down to an unhealthy weight.. but now im just FLAB!!! why do you have to take so much effort to get rid of!!! you STINK! just GO AWAY!!!!... hip-hop abs here i come!! it should be coming i the mail soon and then you will wish you would have just gone away!

smooches,
the body your attached to!

p.s. when i look at you i get like this

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Seriously you got HIP HOP ABS !! I like you already but can we become BFF's because I need to work out and i heard hiphop abs are great and if you need a work out buddy I am here!! hahah

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i treated myself to it since i really cant afford the gym.. im barely paying my bills.. so i figured it was worth the $$... ill let you know how it goes when i get it... iw ould like to start roller bladding or someting when the weather gets nicer if your game!

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yes def let me know how it goes!! i really dont want to pay for the gym either i mean i want to go this summer but i might just resort to doing outside activities and Tapes of excersing videos...

I am game for rollerbladding!!

dear dunkin donuts,

thank you for making coconut coffee. My life is now complete.

your loyal customer,
bon

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Posted by cbcf

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

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Posted by cbcf

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

dear see-more stomach,
I HATE YOU!!! iknow ive stopped exercising but thats becuase when i was i went down to an unhealthy weight.. but now im just FLAB!!! why do you have to take so much effort to get rid of!!! you STINK! just GO AWAY!!!!... hip-hop abs here i come!! it should be coming i the mail soon and then you will wish you would have just gone away!

smooches,
the body your attached to!

p.s. when i look at you i get like this

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Seriously you got HIP HOP ABS !! I like you already but can we become BFF's because I need to work out and i heard hiphop abs are great and if you need a work out buddy I am here!! hahah

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i treated myself to it since i really cant afford the gym.. im barely paying my bills.. so i figured it was worth the $$... ill let you know how it goes when i get it... iw ould like to start roller bladding or someting when the weather gets nicer if your game!

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yes def let me know how it goes!! i really dont want to pay for the gym either i mean i want to go this summer but i might just resort to doing outside activities and Tapes of excersing videos...

I am game for rollerbladding!!

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i need to invest in a pair of skates but with this cold weather i have a little time! but def. maybe we can do it in the late afternoon on a couple of days... i can drive to you and we can skate around argyle

Dear fingers & wrist,

Can u hurry up & heal already, it's been 2 weeks. I drink gallons of milk, arn't you supposed to be strong? I can't wait til I can write again stop typing ws/ just the left (the one who signs my paycheck, looks fwd to it too), go wedding dress shopping & put my hair in a ponytail...

So hurry up & Heal !!!!!!!!!!

A very fustrated,

Rest of you

dear NYPD who pulled me over today,

yes i was talking on my cell phone, but IT WAS ON SPEAKER and i had an emergency with one of my clients and HAD to answer the phone!! as you so bluntly put it 'THAT is not a god-damn emergency!!' well F*UCK YOU it was an emergency to ME!!

sincerly,
me

Dear Guy on the LIRR

Might wanna see a Dr. about that cough... doesn't sound good and I don't want to get sick.

Thanks!

Signed,
Currently Healthy!

Dear Females:

it ***** how much pressure we put on ourselves to look good. Its almost as if no matter what we do its not good enough. You walk into a club and see girls with these drop dead gorgeous bodies and looking perfect and now it gives us insecurities. I see girls who get plastic surgery, spend hours fixing themselves and do anything to make themselves feel better, but many of these girls do it bc they do or did have low self esteem and they took any measure necessary to better themselves. Its this never ending cycle and its so sad. Why do i try to measure myself up to other girls...Why are guys so picky now, seriously you walk into a place and its hard most of the time to find 1 good looking guy, but you turn around and theres gorgeous girls everywhere, so they feel they can be picky. Nowadays guys expect you to be perfect from head to toe, its not fair to any of us. If we have one thing wrong with us we think thats it were no good, yes i know we dont always feel like this but we all have these moments.

We are to blame too, we do it to eachother, girls are the most catty, we feel insecure around other girls and then some girls feel its a competition and have to make you feel low. This really ***** im sick of it, this world has become so shallow...Unless everything about you is perfect its like youre not good enough

Signed

an imperfect person in a world full of perfect expectations