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let's play 'BAD THINGS TO SAY AT YOUR WEDDING'

libby2595 Posted:

let's play 'BAD THINGS TO SAY AT YOUR WEDDING'

i saw something like this on a different board and i thought with the kind of humor we have on here sometimes, you ladies would be great at this.

i'll start it off:

'honey, i invited my ex-wife to the wedding because i knew she would love to see the kids in the wedding'

'wow!... i didn't think we would actually go through with this'

ok, your turn
ILUVDC Posted:

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To FMIL: 'Tonight I will make your son a MAN'

I like this game!
ZuzusPetals Posted:

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Thank God He Didn't Make Me Sign That Pre Nup

Mitabtrfly Posted:

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'I'm sorry but I've changed my mind'

ILUVDC Posted:

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Boy, I wish my Ex-Boyfriend was here!
libby2595 Posted:

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wow.... i knew you girls were good..... let's play....

here's another one....

'before we do this, i need to confess something to you....'
ILUVDC Posted:

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Bride: Somebody get me damn scotch on the rock.....NOW
ILUVDC Posted:

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first dance: Any R.Kelly Song!
ZuzusPetals Posted:

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BRIDE before we do this, i need to confess something to you ...
I'm a man baby!
libby2595 Posted:

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MAYBE OUR PARENTS WERE RIGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT

ZuzusPetals Posted:

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Posted by ILUVDC

first dance: Any R.Kelly Song!



haha good one
ZuzusPetals Posted:

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I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Eleuses Posted:

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FH: Is there a TV where I can watch the Mets game?


He would totally say it, and I would get PISSED!!
libby2595 Posted:

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Posted by ZuzusPetals

I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





that one almost made me spit up my coffee... too funny
Mitabtrfly Posted:

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Posted by ZuzusPetals



BRIDE before we do this, i need to confess something to you ...
I'm a man baby!



ILUVDC Posted:

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Best man toast He was supposed to marry me biotch
greenfreak Posted:

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I had the officiant put in some new things in the vows about you not taking out the garbage when you're told. I hope you don't mind.

LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by ZuzusPetals

I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







What is so stinking wrong with saying that?????
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by libby2595


Posted by ZuzusPetals

I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





that one almost made me spit up my coffee... too funny



ZuzusPetals Posted:

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Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by ZuzusPetals

I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







What is so stinking wrong with saying that?????



The real question is ... do I confess now or later?

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