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let's play 'BAD THINGS TO SAY AT YOUR WEDDING'

Original post by libby2595

i saw something like this on a different board and i thought with the kind of humor we have on here sometimes, you ladies would be great at this.

i'll start it off:

'honey, i invited my ex-wife to the wedding because i knew she would love to see the kids in the wedding'

'wow!... i didn't think we would actually go through with this'

ok, your turn
sr081906 Posted:

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Posted by ZuzusPetals


Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by ZuzusPetals

I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







What is so stinking wrong with saying that?????



The real question is ... do I confess now or later?



Later Justine... always later ....
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by ZuzusPetals

The real question is ... do I confess now or later?



NOW!
libby2595 Posted:

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Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by libby2595


Posted by ZuzusPetals

I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





that one almost made me spit up my coffee... too funny






i feel so honored... he's posted on a thread i started. i have to go write this in my diary, tonight


ok, now back to the game....

HERE'S YOUR WEDDING GIFT HONEY. I TOOK OUT A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY ON YOU TODAY
ZuzusPetals Posted:

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Uh Oh - Now that I'm put on the spot I'm shying away. In an effort to save my LIW membership and also to prevent Liz from handing me an old fashioned @$$ whoopin' - I am denying all prior accusations of my love for you.

ZuzusPetals Posted:

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Oh what the hell ... the secrets already out!


Ron, my dear
My affection for you can no longer be contained
Please give me a chance to steal your heart
I adore you and I always will
Keywi231 Posted:

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Posted by Eleuses

FH: Is there a TV where I can watch the Mets game?


He would totally say it, and I would get PISSED!!



Mine already asked that!!!!
ZuzusPetals Posted:

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Life insurance - good one!

K my break is over ... off to teach now!



********************************
By the way, my ego is bruised and I may not continue on LIW's. Ron has not acknowledged my feelings and I would guess its due to one of two reasons:

1) Liz is his one and only woman
2) She is hand cuffing him to the bed right now in an effort to save their marriage and from typing a heated respone to my post.
patticakes Posted:

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LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by ZuzusPetals

Uh Oh - Now that I'm put on the spot I'm shying away. In an effort to save my LIW membership and also to prevent Liz from handing me an old fashioned @$$ whoopin' - I am denying all prior accusations of my love for you.



Liz would be thrilled to death to get rid of me!
LIWeddings Posted:

Re: let's play 'BAD THINGS TO SAY AT YOUR WEDDING'


Posted by ZuzusPetals

Oh what the hell ... the secrets already out!


Ron, my dear
My affection for you can no longer be contained
Please give me a chance to steal your heart
I adore you and I always will



Do you like sushi?
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by ZuzusPetals

2) She is hand cuffing him to the bed right now in an effort to save their marriage and from typing a heated respone to my post.





Not even in my wildest dreams, fantasies or other!
BunnyBride Posted:

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kewlpuff Posted:

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Posted by libby2595


Posted by ZuzusPetals

I have to confess something ... I'm in love with RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





that one almost made me spit up my coffee... too funny

gemini515 Posted:

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Before we get married can I do IT with your BM

Kara and Todd Posted:

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'I don't.'

futureMrsR Posted:

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I know I shouldnt really be wearing white, but.......

MJDoc12 Posted:

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a classic fumble from Friends:

[while facing his bride EMILY]
'I, Ross, take you, RACHEL....oh...um..Emily...I take you EMILY. '


Tracyann1976 Posted:

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'Yes, you that dress makes you look fat'

gemini515 Posted:

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I didn't mean to slept with your mom! I thought it was you

kitty1224 Posted:

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I have a confession and I thought since we are getting married I should be honest with you, I slept with your brother and he is better in bed.

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