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The 'Yo Mama' thread

ssdbk Thread views: 2,456

The 'Yo Mama' thread

Janna suggested that all the 'bored at work' ladies start telling Yo Mama jokes.

I LOVE Yo Mama jokes. And I cannot remember any of them because it has been a long time since I had anyone to share Yo Mama's with.

I can start a few but I'm lame-o and need someone else to supply the punchline:

First one I can think of is:

Yo Mama's so fat..............

BJandDan Thread views: 2,456

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

ssdbk Thread views: 2,456

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Ah, yes, let the games begin

Yo Mama so ugly..........

BKtoLI Thread views: 2,456

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Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

(I know, bad visual, but it was the first one that popped in my head)

BKtoLI Thread views: 2,456

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Posted by ssdbk

Ah, yes, let the games begin

Yo Mama so ugly..........

that she gets hired to haunt houses

That the only pictures of her are the negatives

ChrissynRicky Thread views: 2,456

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Posted by BKtoLI

Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

(I know, bad visual, but it was the first one that popped in my head)

ssdbk Thread views: 2,456

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Ok, now give me some:

Yo Mama so slutty

mtdr1106 Thread views: 2,456

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yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!

BJandDan Thread views: 2,456

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said 'What a treasure!' and her father said 'Yes, let's go bury it.'

wendy1220 Thread views: 2,456

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Yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said 'sorry, no professionals!'

mtdr1106 Thread views: 2,456

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yo mamas so skinny there is more butt on a cigarette....

ssdbk Thread views: 2,456

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ladies this is great. let's make a deal--when it gets close to the contest time (for the 3 millionth post) we'll do this until we get a winner.

So I recently watched the movie 'white chicks' and there were tons of yo mama jokes but I only remember the ones that were intentionally BAD!

Like, Yo Mama so dumb she went to Louis Vuitton to buy a Fendi bag.

chikita315 Thread views: 2,456

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Yo mama's so fat she bleeds gravy

BKtoLI Thread views: 2,456

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Posted by ssdbk

Ok, now give me some:

Yo Mama so slutty

that she sat on a bar stool and slid all the way down on it.

That I spoke to her on the phone and got an ear infection.

wendy1220 Thread views: 2,456

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Yo mama so stupid when your father said it was chilly outside she went out with a spoon!

Sorry, that was compliments of my friend I'm on the phone w/right now

nicpizzo Thread views: 2,456

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Here's some:

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like 'What y'all eating? I'll try it!'

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.