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LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
AJsMommy122 Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:43 PM+
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LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My
girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one
thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had
to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs
to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.'
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my
car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'

The moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car.
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nsgraham Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:48 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

Very cute!
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WeezieNY Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:48 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

THAT IS HYSTERICAL
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JimmysBride Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:49 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!



Men are so stupid.
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AJsMommy122 Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:50 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

I didnt post it but they guy put his full name, address, and cell phone # !!!!
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tracyg Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:51 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

ive seen that, but with the mom doing the test, not the sister.
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May2004 Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:51 PM+
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heidla Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:51 PM+
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OctBride05 Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:52 PM+
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Xelindrya Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:52 PM+
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That is hysterical!
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Sandy&Ben Posted: Apr 29, 2004 02:55 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

I've seen that same joke but with the future mother in law who was a hottie. Too funny!
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diamondgrlie Posted: Apr 29, 2004 03:16 PM+
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Too funny!
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DrmnBlnd Posted: Apr 29, 2004 03:29 PM+
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lilmrs Posted: Apr 29, 2004 03:34 PM+
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Posted by tracyg

ive seen that, but with the mom doing the test, not the sister.


me too! Funny either way though!
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shelly3950 Posted: Apr 29, 2004 03:36 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

So funny!!
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MrsBtoBe2005 Posted: Apr 29, 2004 03:59 PM+
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JZNCK Posted: Apr 29, 2004 04:01 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

OH SHI&* tHAT'S FUNNY
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sammi102 Posted: Apr 29, 2004 04:11 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

That is hilarious!!!
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nov.bride Posted: Apr 29, 2004 04:14 PM+
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Posted by JZNCK

OH SHI&* tHAT'S FUNNY

Love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OSCARtheGROOM Posted: Apr 29, 2004 04:18 PM+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!

that is so funny
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