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Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)
Kriss2c Posted: Feb 03, 2005 05:05 PM+
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Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey 'hey! What are you doing?'

The monkey says, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going
to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps
him to the side, then asks the lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
finds the tree were the monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he
looks up and says 'hey!'

The Monkey looks down and says, 'f**k....mannn.....how much water did you drink?!
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Anniegrl Posted: Feb 03, 2005 05:25 PM+
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jantany26 Posted: Feb 03, 2005 05:55 PM+
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wc0143 Posted: Feb 03, 2005 07:31 PM+
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MonkeyLuv Posted: Feb 03, 2005 07:51 PM+
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)

ha ha! stoned monkey!!!
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1017Bride Posted: Feb 03, 2005 07:55 PM+
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luvsbob4603 Posted: Feb 03, 2005 08:02 PM+
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Re: Today's funny (Liz, there's a monkey in it)

very funny! I love it.
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