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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
Down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, Ask if they
want fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Sexual
Favors.'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The
Prophecy.'

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After
They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I
Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
Lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We
Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's
Called Therapy

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THAT WAS GREAT. tHANKS FOR THE

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We've passed this one around the office!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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Posted by esb980

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.

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OMG Would I LOVE to do this !!!!