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NWR-lil dirty joke
dbleplay17 Posted: Oct 25, 2005 06:43 PM+
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NWR-lil dirty joke

This is a good one.....slightly dirty

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed
her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked,'What in the world are you doing?' The daughter
replied, 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. When he questioned
her as to what she was doing, the daughter said, 'Dad, I'm thirty-five
years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband! Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She cautiously
entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at
the TV with the vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy.

The wife shrieked, 'What the hell are you doing?' The husband
replied,'I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law.'

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Steph62406 Posted: Oct 25, 2005 06:54 PM+
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Nadia Posted: Oct 25, 2005 06:54 PM+
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke

LOL
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Hamptonsbride06 Posted: Oct 25, 2005 07:35 PM+
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Thats a good one..I just ran and told FH
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Mrs. dleeny Posted: Oct 25, 2005 07:38 PM+
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EJSD2006 Posted: Oct 25, 2005 07:43 PM+
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Very funny! I can't wait for FH to come home to tell him!!!
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stevejamnik Posted: Oct 25, 2005 07:56 PM+
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TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!
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idovig Posted: Oct 25, 2005 08:13 PM+
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that was great
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thefirstlady Posted: Oct 25, 2005 08:38 PM+
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that was great!!! thanks!
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BJandDan Posted: Oct 25, 2005 09:03 PM+
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Dan and I loved it!!!
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dbleplay17 Posted: Oct 25, 2005 09:59 PM+
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glad to make you guys smile!
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SweetCin704 Posted: Oct 25, 2005 10:22 PM+
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MrsH1156 Posted: Oct 25, 2005 10:23 PM+
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