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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!
nifheim Posted: May 15, 2007 02:09 PM+
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . .

Your wedding cake has a mezzanine level.

You spent more time picking your china pattern than you did picking your husband.

Your wedding planner has a restraining order against you.

You want your guest list to be a lot more like Liza Minellis.

You eliminate the flower girls because theyre thinner than you.

You hire Maya Angelou to punch up the vows.

You hire Spielberg to shoot the wedding video.

You need scaffolding to get into your dress.

You cant believe the reception hall wont allow Cirque De Soleil to attach harnesses to the ceiling.

The Vatican can't accommodate your veil.

Your dogs are named Vera Wang, Martha Stewart and Gift Registry.

Your reception tent extends into restricted air space.

You think its OK to drain your 401K. Whats gambling with your nest egg when you can have an ice sculpture on EVERY table??

You dont think spray-painting 100 doves gold is at all over the top.

You actually tried to fire your mother.

The Fire Marshal has come to your house to plead with you in person.

When noticing the lengthy guest list, you ask your fiancée if he really has to invite both parents.

You ask your cousins if they could choose one person to represent all of them; ideally an attractive stranger.

You think Donald Trumps last wedding was smallish.'

Despite the fact the groom has broken engagement you still plan to go ahead with the wedding.

Al Gore calls to say hes concerned your floral needs will affect the Earths fragile eco-balance.

Youre already planning your next wedding.
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LB and DC Posted: May 15, 2007 02:11 PM+
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SusiBtoM Posted: May 15, 2007 02:13 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!


omg
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BrideToBe24 Posted: May 15, 2007 02:20 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

that was great!

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dgirl Posted: May 15, 2007 02:42 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!



That was really funny!!
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angnick Posted: May 15, 2007 02:44 PM+
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Mizzdimple Posted: May 15, 2007 02:56 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

cute
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cindyandkevin Posted: May 15, 2007 02:57 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

Omg!!
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jsta76 Posted: May 15, 2007 03:00 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!



My fave is the last line!!!!!
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Marly Posted: May 15, 2007 03:03 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

I Love It!!!!!!
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rfilipofornow Posted: May 15, 2007 03:03 PM+
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AS Posted: May 15, 2007 03:06 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

Thats great!!!!!
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AS Posted: May 15, 2007 03:07 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

hahahahhahahhaha: You eliminate the flower girls because theyre thinner than you.
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GraceAndAdam Posted: May 15, 2007 03:10 PM+
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Kara and Todd Posted: May 15, 2007 03:24 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!



My favorite is 'The vatican can't accomodate your veil' -- Love that! That was the veil I was going for!
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alison1daland Posted: May 15, 2007 03:30 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

Posted by nifheim

You spent more time picking your china pattern than you did picking your husband.

Hey, he was easy to pick... China I will like forever and we both agree on, however, is another story...
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luvabul Posted: May 15, 2007 03:35 PM+
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pixiechickie Posted: May 15, 2007 03:53 PM+
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maybride75 Posted: May 15, 2007 03:53 PM+
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRIDEZILLA IF. . . this way funny!!!

opmg i cant contain myself right now
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LoveisBliss Posted: May 15, 2007 08:30 PM+
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