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Little Johnny and the Baby with No ears

shamma Posted: Jan 28, 2003 03:00 PM+

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Posted: Jan 28, 2003 03:00 PM

Little Johnny and the Baby with No ears

Johnny's next-door neighbor had a baby, unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the
parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He Said,' Now,son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on
your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your a$$ when we get back home.' 'I promise not to mention his ears at all,' said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, 'Oh, what a beautiful little baby!' The mother, who had braced herself for one Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, 'Thank you very much, Little Johnny.' He then said, 'This baby has perfect little hands, feet, why...just look at his pretty little eyes... did his doctor say he can see good?' The Mother, a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies Why, yes...his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?' Little Johnny said, 'Well, it's a good thing, cause that little ****er can't wear glasses!