Geography of a Woman (cute)

THE GEOGRAPHY
OF
A WOMAN




Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America: well-developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she's like India: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of
her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she's like Russia: very wide and its borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: with a glorious and
all-conquering past, but alas, no future.

After 70, a woman becomes Afghanistan: most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 99, a man is like Iraq: ruled by a ****.

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