cute email about WOMAN!

BEHIND EVERY

SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF





OH MY GOD,
I THINK I'M BECOMING
THE MAN I WANTED
TO MARRY!




GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING
FRED ASTAIRE DID,
BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS
AND IN HIGH HEELS





A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER






I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER






SO MANY MEN,
SO FEW WHO CAN
AFFORD ME





COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH






DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN





I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN






WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT





OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME






DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILLNOT WIN




ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE






I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE





HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T
GO AWAY?





DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES






And last but not least:





IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN




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Re: cute email about WOMAN!

Last one is my favorite!

Re: cute email about WOMAN!

Those are so cute!

Re: cute email about WOMAN!

LOL
these are great!!

FH got me a Tshirt with the saying about the bodies. It's my night shirt. hehe