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Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

kellwolfe Posted: Sep 01, 2005 12:10 PM+

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Posted: Sep 01, 2005 12:10 PM

Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

Drum Roll..........

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an *******.

And my personal favorite ......

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint .
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Bella Blu Posted: Sep 01, 2005 12:39 PM+

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Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

TreAnt425 Posted: Sep 01, 2005 01:17 PM+

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Posted: Sep 01, 2005 01:17 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

LMFitz Posted: Sep 01, 2005 01:58 PM+

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Steffie05 Posted: Sep 01, 2005 02:04 PM+

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Posted: Sep 01, 2005 02:04 PM

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lbf404 Posted: Sep 01, 2005 06:27 PM+

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Posted: Sep 01, 2005 06:27 PM

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salsbride06 Posted: Sep 01, 2005 10:46 PM+

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Posted: Sep 01, 2005 10:46 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

that is hysterical....made might night so much funnier....

littlebookworm4 Posted: Sep 02, 2005 07:02 PM+

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Posted: Sep 02, 2005 07:02 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

I LOVE IT!!!!!

tjs Posted: Sep 03, 2005 09:28 PM+

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Posted: Sep 03, 2005 09:28 PM

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glinda_goodwitch Posted: Sep 03, 2005 11:46 PM+

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Posted: Sep 03, 2005 11:46 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

That is awesome!!

lilpie19 Posted: Sep 04, 2005 10:42 AM+

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Posted: Sep 04, 2005 10:42 AM

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jes81276 Posted: Sep 04, 2005 10:47 AM+

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Posted: Sep 04, 2005 10:47 AM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

Throw up and then faint....love it!!!

finallygotthering Posted: Sep 04, 2005 02:26 PM+

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Posted: Sep 04, 2005 02:26 PM

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MissusJones Posted: Sep 04, 2005 08:31 PM+

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Posted: Sep 04, 2005 08:31 PM

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imyurfavgirl Posted: Sep 05, 2005 06:28 PM+

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Posted: Sep 05, 2005 06:28 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

I got to write that one down

JimmysBride Posted: Sep 05, 2005 07:55 PM+

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Posted: Sep 05, 2005 07:55 PM

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Jen_n_Dale Posted: Sep 05, 2005 11:43 PM+

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Posted: Sep 05, 2005 11:43 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

LMAO

wc0143 Posted: Sep 06, 2005 09:14 AM+

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Posted: Sep 06, 2005 09:14 AM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

ROTFLMAO!!!

johnsae Posted: Sep 06, 2005 12:16 PM+

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Posted: Sep 06, 2005 12:16 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

I love #5 - lol!!!

stephanief Posted: Sep 06, 2005 01:40 PM+

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Posted: Sep 06, 2005 01:40 PM

Re: Five Reasons NOT to be a Penis:

Posted by kellwolfe

Drum Roll..........

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an *******.

And my personal favorite ......

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint .
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