april fool jokes?

forgot to tell u ladies....

dave got me this morning..he woke me up at 630 (i usually wake up at 7) and told me taht we had to go to work thru the path bc the lincoln tunnel was closed. i was SO upset..i value my sleep!!! if i take the bus into the city, i leave my apt at 8, if i take the path, i have to leave by 730

anyway i was very grumpy..i got dressed and was all ready to go and call a cab. At 715 he asked me why i was going to work so early...he had an evil evil evilllllllll smile and said 'april fools!!!!'

hate him..need to find a way to get him back!

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sorry chica. but that was a good one!

what about the fake preggo test?make him FREAK OUT

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I would just get pi$$ed and withhold sexy time....

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Posted by little j

sorry chica. but that was a good one!

what about the fake preggo test?make him FREAK OUT

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LMAO yes but i dont want to jinx myself hahahaha

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I did the fake prego thing DH almost tossed his cookies!!

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tell him you can't come home till very late (if at all) tonight because there's a tornado warning for NY and the MTA cancelled all buses indefinitely ...

though he prob wouldn't fall for that after the prank he pulled on you....

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THE BIG GUY WOULD KILL ME IF I DID THAT TO HIM!!

DONT DO THE PREGS THING

EVERY OTHER POST ON FB IS THAT.LOL

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Posted by Rosalind_75



THE BIG GUY WOULD KILL ME IF I DID THAT TO HIM!!

DONT DO THE PREGS THING

EVERY OTHER POST ON FB IS THAT.LOL

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Haha for reals! My friend actually posted a sonogram a few days ago to throw everyone off. Prego with twins. I should've known- this coming from a woman who wants NO MORE children but I totally believed it.

And ouch, that's messed up. One thing you do NOT mess with is someone's sleep!

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I'd tell him you want a divorce....can't live with a man who plays horrible jokes to mess with your sleep.


LMAO. I can't use the pregnant card, so when my MIL asks tonight how my sonogram went, I'm gonna say something like 'I just hope it's Derek's...'

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pick up something really ugly from the dollar store

then admire it tonight

when he finally asks what it is, tell him that you bought it from a boutique for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Posted by jhines4684

LMAO. I can't use the pregnant card, so when my MIL asks tonight how my sonogram went, I'm gonna say something like 'I just hope it's Derek's...'

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You should put on lingerie tonight go over to him get on your knees, start to unzip his pants then get up and say 'April Fool's'

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Posted by SoontobeMrs.Brown

You should put on lingerie tonight go over to him get on your knees, start to unzip his pants then get up and say 'April Fool's'

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i like how u think

lol

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Posted by SoontobeMrs.Brown

You should put on lingerie tonight go over to him get on your knees, start to unzip his pants then get up and say 'April Fool's'

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Posted by SoontobeMrs.Brown

You should put on lingerie tonight go over to him get on your knees, start to unzip his pants then get up and say 'April Fool's'

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Evil!

Call him now and tell him you just got fired. Fake tears are a must. It's totally believable at least with my company, this is usually the time where they fire people if they are going to do it.