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MikesBride2B Posted: Mar 10, 2011 11:34 AM+
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Dear...

Dear girl sitting next to me in training,

This is a class training session, not a personal conversation with the instructor. We are supposed to be learning intervention strategies, not listening to you talk about how you spend hours every night making your 3 year old practice spelling and writing. I really couldn't care less about your strategies for raising the most neurotic child on the planet. Just shut up and let them talk so we can get the heck out of here!

P.S. - I've told you 5 times now how to pronounce my name, there is NO reason you should be calling me Alaina.

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Clover23 Posted: Mar 10, 2011 11:39 AM+
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Re: Dear...

kick her in the vag.
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SoontobeMrs.Brown Posted: Mar 10, 2011 11:45 AM+
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Re: Dear...

punch her in the throat AND THEN kick her in the vag
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MikesBride2B Posted: Mar 10, 2011 11:47 AM+
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Re: Dear...

Can I then cram a sock down her throat?? She won't STFU!
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Becca2010 Posted: Mar 10, 2011 11:50 AM+
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Re: Dear...

Don't respond next time she calls you Alaina.

When she's says Hellllllo? You say oh I'm sorry, that's not my name.

Keep it simple while in training and then kick her in the vag when it's over.
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kris_gets_hitched Posted: Mar 10, 2011 11:57 AM+
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Re: Dear...

I can't wait to see you next weekend so I can call you Alaina.
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jhines4684 Posted: Mar 10, 2011 11:59 AM+
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Re: Dear...

What's her name? Pronounce it wrong, even though it sounds impossible to. LOL.
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Rosalind_75 Posted: Mar 10, 2011 12:04 PM+
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Re: Dear...


Posted by kris_gets_hitched

I can't wait to see you next weekend so I can call you Alaina.




YOU READ MY MIND WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!




OHHHHHHHHHH ALAINAAAAAAAAAA
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Future Mrs H Posted: Mar 10, 2011 12:36 PM+
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Re: Dear...


Posted by jhines4684

What's her name? Pronounce it wrong, even though it sounds impossible to. LOL.




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