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Dear Coworker,

Regardless of what you may think, your sh!t does stink. I literally cringe when I walk into the bathroom after seeing you leave it. The strength of your poop smell aftermath is astounding. I have personally purchased air freshener specifically for you to use. Please start using it. I am unable to hold my breath for more than 30 seconds, and that is no longer enough time to for me to have a successful bathroom transaction. I also do not want people to suspect that I am purging all of my meals because they hear me constantly gagging while I am in the restroom. So, next time you decide to drop the deuce in our community bathroom, please be courteous and spray after it hits the water. I promise I will stop shutting off your fax machine if you do this. Thanks!

Your Sensitive-to-smells Coworker,
Valerie


PS. You should really see a gastroenterologist.

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Posted by StaceyWill

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my thoughts exactly

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thank god you dont work in my building

damn fiber makes me drop maddddddd shiiiitttt

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There is a guy at my office who takes the nastiest craps every single day. He comes into work EARLY to crap in our bathroom! He starts work at 12, but shows up around 11:30 every morning and goes one floor up from the floor he works on with a newspaper under his arm. He's literally in there for 20 minutes at a time.

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lmfaoooooooooo

that was GREAT!