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cateydee Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:21 PM+
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Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:21 PM bride-minus.png

fml

my client walks into my office while i;m eating strawberries. She's looking at the strawberries which are on my lap

Her: Oh fruit!! Yum!

Me: Yes, want some?

Her: No thanks. Is this your first?

Me: My first what?

Her: Your first pregnancy?

Me: I'm not pregnant! Just fat!

Beetch

Moral: eat your strawberries in private.
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SummerBride10 Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:26 PM+
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Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:26 PM bride-minus.png

Re: fml

Seriously what about strawberries would make someone think you're pregnant? You're totally NOT fat at all so the person is just an idiot.
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grkbarbie Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:28 PM+
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Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:28 PM bride-minus.png

Re: fml

eww
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Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:31 PM+
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Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:31 PM bride-minus.png

Re: fml

biitch!
you should have thrown them at her.

urgh.. i'm mad for you!
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Future Mrs H Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:38 PM+
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Re: fml

People just dont know how to keep their mouths shut!!
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kris_gets_hitched Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:40 PM+
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Re: fml

Seriously?!

Sneezing...you're pregnant.

Knee hurts...you're pregnant.

EATING FARKING STRAWBERRIES...you're pregnant.

Where does it end?

And at what point did the general population become so naive that they think pre-marital sex didn't happen?!
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AngnShaun Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:43 PM+
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Re: fml

insanity
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regy_k Posted: Feb 18, 2011 03:43 PM+
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Re: fml

I dont get it too. what does eating fruit and being pregnant have in common? esp on someone who is as skinny as u are.
ppl suk and are super stupid.
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Becca2010 Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:02 PM+
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Re: fml

If you're fat, I'm about to die from obesity.
What's wrong with people saying stupid things?!?!!?!? IT'S NOT COOL TO ASSUME ANYONE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!
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little j Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:04 PM+
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Re: fml

what a beast for saying that! rayyyyrr!
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stinenandy2010 Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:23 PM+
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Re: fml

What is with people thinking that after marriage right away comes a baby? The other day I walked into the dry cleaning and here was my convo

Dry Cleaner: Good news?

Me: what? (very confused)

DC: Good news?

Me: what? (even more confused)

DC: you have baby soon?

Me: WHAT! no!

DC: O you look fat in your face

Me: Good news, I now take my dry cleaning elsewhere!
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mariedsgn Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:24 PM+
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Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:24 PM bride-minus.png

Re: fml

WHAT!!! you are sooo tiny, people are so rude!!!
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barbtony Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:32 PM+
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Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:32 PM bride-minus.png

Re: fml

People are just stupid!
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Byrne2Be Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:34 PM+
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Re: fml

the other day at a meeting i was walking to the bathroom with a coworker (#1)....we're chit chatting and another coworker (#2) was walking outta the bathroom right in our direction....

next thing I know #2 is like 'oh my gosh - you look so great (to #1, not me) - when are you due??? i had no idea' ya, #1 isn't prego.....needless to say, we peed in silence and returned to the meeting in silence as well. i tried to play it off but she was literally red with embarassement.

some people are total @ssholes. i NEVER make comments like that without KNOWING the chick is prego...even if she's about to freakin burst.
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CarolAnn721 Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:38 PM+
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Re: fml

You are totally not fat AT ALL, but check this out...Wednesday night I went into Croxleys...
Me: Can I have a croxley blond please??
Bartender: Is it just the cut of your jacket or are you pregnant?
Me: What if I was pregnant?? Just give me my drink and be quiet about it.
Bartender: maybe you should throw that jacket out...LOL
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AngnShaun Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:39 PM+
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Re: fml

Posted by CarolAnn721

You are totally not fat AT ALL, but check this out...Wednesday night I went into Croxleys...
Me: Can I have a croxley blond please??
Bartender: Is it just the cut of your jacket or are you pregnant?
Me: What if I was pregnant?? Just give me my drink and be quiet about it.
Bartender: maybe you should throw that jacket out...LOL


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CarolAnn721 Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:43 PM+
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Re: fml

Posted by AngnShaun

Posted by CarolAnn721

You are totally not fat AT ALL, but check this out...Wednesday night I went into Croxleys...
Me: Can I have a croxley blond please??
Bartender: Is it just the cut of your jacket or are you pregnant?
Me: What if I was pregnant?? Just give me my drink and be quiet about it.
Bartender: maybe you should throw that jacket out...LOL




The couple sitting at the bar got a kick out of it and said to, 'it's ok. you can have a drink. my mother smoked with me' I looked at this heffer with a half smile, took my beer and just WALKED AWAY
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mariedsgn Posted: Feb 18, 2011 04:53 PM+
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Re: fml

Posted by CarolAnn721

You are totally not fat AT ALL, but check this out...Wednesday night I went into Croxleys...
Me: Can I have a croxley blond please??
Bartender: Is it just the cut of your jacket or are you pregnant?
Me: What if I was pregnant?? Just give me my drink and be quiet about it.
Bartender: maybe you should throw that jacket out...LOL





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bride2be1012 Posted: Feb 18, 2011 05:00 PM+
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Re: fml

First, I've seen your pictures and you are very slim. No way in hell do you look pregnant. Second, unless someone looks like they have 4 basketballs under their shirt don't ask if they are pregnant !!
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Clover23 Posted: Feb 18, 2011 06:13 PM+
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Re: fml

Posted by stinenandy2010

Me: Good news, I now take my dry cleaning elsewhere!



im PIMP

eta and cate you're not fat by any stretch of the imagination!
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