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flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 27, 2011 08:51 PM+

flibbertigibbet MEMBER SINCE: 10/09 TOTAL POSTS : 8377 WEDDING DATE: Jul 01, 2011

Posted: Apr 27, 2011 08:51 PM

Hhhhhhhhhh!

Hello!!!! I'm not getting any action for like... at least a godddamn week now.

what is the matter with my husband that he is constantly in 'ohhhhhhi think i'm getting a cohhllllllld' mode.

and i'm about to get my period so ***. this was like your last chance, DH!

i'm out of the game for the next fiver.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE POSTS ABOUT WHEN THE LAST TIME WAS.

(<--- bitter)

ourwedding9510 Posted: Apr 28, 2011 07:21 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 07:21 AM

Re: Hhhhhhhhhh!

I feel your pain Becki! We haven't done it since early last week I think...it's been too long. I text DH to come to the bedroom and he comes in...we fool around and he explodes before I can even get any!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST finished my AF but this weekend I have all intensions of jumping his bones...whether he likes it or not!

Clover23 Posted: Apr 28, 2011 07:32 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 07:32 AM

Re: Hhhhhhhhhh!

you just wait.

flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:11 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:11 AM

Re: Hhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by Clover23

you just wait.

do you know something i dont know? is meredith's husband coming over to my house tonight?

AngnShaun Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:18 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:18 AM

Re: Hhhhhhhhhh!

i havent had sex in over 2 months

flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:25 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:25 AM

Re: Hhhhhhhhhh!

I hope you have speedy fingers or something with batteries!

Rosalind_75 Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:40 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:40 AM

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I feel your pain mama

i hope he gets back on track

mariedsgn Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:50 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:50 AM

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AwaitingAugust Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:52 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 09:52 AM

Re: Hhhhhhhhhh!

dress up as a nurse and treat that 'cold' Bill's coming down with

flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:08 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:08 AM

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Posted by AwaitingAugust

dress up as a nurse and treat that 'cold' Bill's coming down with

that game is only fun when your husband isn't coughing up mucus.

p.s. did he ever get ahold of craig?

the last two nights i've been telling him 'YOU BETTER TEXT CRAIG AND TELL HIM IF WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO OR NOT.'

... this is being yelled from the bedroom (as i'm not hanging out in the same room with him until he isn't sick)...

'okay i will.'
'no. do it now.'

an hour later...

'did you text him?'
'oh i forgot'
' you are in charge of this. i'm going to end up sitting here all day sunday.'
'okay i will do it right now.'

(24 hours later)

''oh. i forgot.'

f-ing idiot.

flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:09 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:09 AM

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i dont know what roz is complaining about. she has more sex than anyone here.

her and fathead had sex like 17 times last week. read about it on TTC.

AwaitingAugust Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:11 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:11 AM

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

p.s. did he ever get ahold of craig?

i guess Bill forgot again because he still hasn't texted Craig (that i know of, at least).

MerSaysEh Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:13 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:13 AM

Re: Hhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by flibbertigibbet

Posted by Clover23

you just wait.

do you know something i dont know? is meredith's husband coming over to my house tonight?

nope. he's going to an advance screening of fast 5 with one of his boyfriends.

flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:19 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:19 AM

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i'm texting him in yell mode now.

flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:23 AM+

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Posted: Apr 28, 2011 10:23 AM

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Posted by MerSaysEh

Posted by flibbertigibbet

Posted by Clover23

you just wait.

do you know something i dont know? is meredith's husband coming over to my house tonight?

nope. he's going to an advance screening of fast 5 with one of his boyfriends.

you doofus don't you see that this is code for our secret rendezvous?

don't you know think 'fast five' is a little obvious? that's what i said at least.

but hey. a quickie is a quickie.