TGI- oh wait, its thursday...

There are many advantages to having a backyard wedding, and The Keg Stand is just one of them. For instance, after the wedding party has completely tapped all the beer, they can just find a nice spot on the lawn to take a little nap. Also, you can wear whatever the hell you want to a backyard wedding, as exhibited by the people in this photo! Looks like a good time.

If this picture is any indication, this couple sure loves what they do for a living. According to the submitter they were “married in a cemetery, drove in a hearse, their wedding cake had little hearses on it, and they were married by another funeral director!” Wow. I just wish I knew what ‘little hearses’ taste like. I feel like they would taste like a dusty old coffin.











find the bomber:


















okay... ignoring the sign.. W T F is that guy doing to canman?






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Make sure your mom is aware that pot can be incorporated into baked goods. Especially if she's a housekeeper and cleans a college student's appartment. After a long day of work, she will eat that 'homemade chocolate cake' she found in the freezer. She will be high as a kite and not know what's wrong. She will call 911 and paramedics will laugh. She will then end up in the hospital and be fine, although extremely hungry. #LFMF
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When practicing high kicks and attempting the splits, check your jeans for small rips. They won't be small anymore. #LFMF
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There's a reason you should drink a full glass of water with a capsule pill. With out it, the pill will stick in the throat and burst when you burped. It will be an epic burp, but the night of vomitting won't make up for it. #LFMF
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If your car's tires can't handle the ice without slipping and sliding, your sneakers probably can't either. #LFMF
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When using mouthwash when you have a brand new lip piercing, do not take out your lip piercing. Even non-alcoholic mouthwash will drop you to the ground when it squirts through that hole. #LFMF
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You have to earn your torso in this family.







okay ladies... thats all for today.

again, i can't promise i'll be on tomorrow... so if i'm not. have a happy friday and a wonderful weekend!

Re: TGI- oh wait, its thursday...

thanks for doing these today - i know you're busy!

good luck with the move ... hopefully we'll see you tomorrow!

Re: TGI- oh wait, its thursday...

I should text my dad for money for a coke!