TGIF Funnies

I’m no expert, but the groom’s got what looks to be a broadsword, while the bride is rocking a dagger and rapier in the Shaolin style?
Instead of a first dance, a duel! Hope you sold tickets!


Save table space by incorporating the cake and the bar. Also, hope that pastry is load-bearing, those cans look full.
Don’t love the Confederate flag, though, yeesh.





























Before slipping your hands into the pockets of the man in front of you in line, make sure he is in fact your dad and not some random stranger. You will be embarassed. #LFMF

If you have a job interview the next morning, make sure your parents don't have plumbing work scheduled. And when you forget and have no water for a shower, DON'T use the jugs of water your Mom rushes to offer so you can at least wash your hair. They will be old milk jugs… Milk jugs that hadn't been washed out thoroughly… and sitting out for a week. Sewers and open graves will be totally envious of your new smell. #LFMF

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