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I’m kinda loving this picture. The ginormous bride, the look on her face (“Yeah, that’s right”), not to mention the fact that her groom is either pretending to check his watch, offer his arm up to his bride, or lean up against a fence that is clearly behind him. These two make me happy.




::sigh:: i miss old john locke!














oh you'll see it eventually







































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Hard boiled eggs are a great meal. However boiling said eggs for 2 hours will result in all the water boiling away, a loud explosion which scares you and your child, and eggs bits liberally distributed around your kitchen. Oh yes, there will be egg on the ceiling too. #LFMF
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When trying to get your girlfriend to partake in a certain sexual act, think twice before speaking. When she hesitates, saying, 'Come on, Michelle did it.' is not the proper thing to say. Ever. Especially if you never actually dated said Michelle. #LFMF
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A tip for the guys who still need to get their girlfriend something for Valentine's day: Remember what she likes and what she fears. Otherwise, that stuffed clown you bought her will get you about 5 nights on an uncomfortable couch. #LFMF
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When closing a door that won't latch, and you're pushing a little extra hard so it will, make sure it's not your little brother's fingers that are keeping it from closing, you'll probably feel really, really bad. #LFMF
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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML
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Today, I got home from school and as usual, I opened up my laptop. A sticky note on my desktop said 'Get outside you fat lazy failure.' I'd left it for myself. Still didn't work though. FML
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Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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Today, I noticed a bruise on the shaft of my penis. Scared of what it could be I went to a doctor. After a thorough exam the doctor said 'Son, are you lonely.' He then told me to stop whacking it so much and it will go away. FML
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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happy friday!

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omg i have tears

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i still wanna know why the word 'legend' makes that person want to die ... but otherwise, awesome hahas today!

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Very funny today!!

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Excellent as always!

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lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you explain the picture with the guys body.. I don't get it! LOL

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Posted by IrinaBNY

lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you explain the picture with the guys body.. I don't get it! LOL

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there's a dildo by the fireplace

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Posted by AwaitingAugust

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Posted by IrinaBNY

lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you explain the picture with the guys body.. I don't get it! LOL

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there's a dildo by the fireplace

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A big old blue one, right next to a birthday card!

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is there something wrong with that?

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by AwaitingAugust

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Posted by IrinaBNY

lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you explain the picture with the guys body.. I don't get it! LOL

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there's a dildo by the fireplace

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A big old blue one, right next to a birthday card!

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looks like a double one too... SHOCK & AWE!

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It's the bunny.. and it's OH SOOOOOOOOO GOOD lol

::walks away slowly:::

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at mike epps face on the tv!