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Posted by Espo22

Ok on top of work out routine i have to add kiegel exercises

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Denise, you better get rollin' did you purchase your eggs yet?

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OMG you know how I mentioned the Banana Show....well I was telling FH about this thread because I thought he would get a kick out of it....well he did but I think he is also very confused as to what goes on in this 08 board!!haha Especially since I told him I am going to the Passion Party GTG...

but anyway...he told me you can google 'the banana show' and find info about it and how it is customery to go when in Japan

EWWWW
This old lady must get a big audience...she must be good......maybe we need some pointers from her

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Posted by MrsDtoBe

So, here's a story. A guy that worked at the Dunkin' Donuts by our house told us that one night they hired a private stripper. She was dancing on top of a table and squatted over a Corona bottle. This guy was like [in a HEAVY Spanish accent], ' I was like, Meng..what the heck is she doin'? ' They watched her invert the entire bottle and 'drink' the beer up her cooch. Then, she proceeded to 'spray' it back all over them..in their faces! I wouldn't want to be at THAT party! Yuckkkk.

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hahaa thats like the champagne thing i mentioned yesterday but instead it was the other hole

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Very interesting

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THE GUYS ARE HAVING ALL THIS FUN...NASTY FUN WELL WHAT DO WE GET...NASTY MEN AT OUR BACHELORETTE PARTIES....

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AFter reading all this, we are lucky! We get to have fun with the girls and laugh all night. Our FH's get reused liquids squirted back at them...from unmentionable parts! ***** for them!!! So now, we can all say, 'Sure honey..have a BP....invite 10 strippers' LOL Joke will be on THEM!

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Ew, I must be sick....know what I just thought of in response to Denise's champagne comment:




That's ALL I have to say!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Espo22

Ok on top of work out routine i have to add kiegel exercises

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Denise, you better get rollin' did you purchase your eggs yet?

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no i didnt buy them but yesterday FH said hes probably going to vegas for his BP in march for march madness so i have time

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Posted by Mizzdimple

THE GUYS ARE HAVING ALL THIS FUN...NASTY FUN WELL WHAT DO WE GET...NASTY MEN AT OUR BACHELORETTE PARTIES....

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yeah thats why im making sure im having TONS of fun too lol well not THAT kind of fun but still hahahaha

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Espo22

Ok on top of work out routine i have to add kiegel exercises

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Denise, you better get rollin' did you purchase your eggs yet?

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no i didnt buy them but yesterday FH said hes probably going to vegas for his BP in march for march madness so i have time

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Ok, too bad it wasn't a little bit closer to Easter... then the eggs you shoot out could be decorated...

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Posted by cbcf

OMG you know how I mentioned the Banana Show....well I was telling FH about this thread because I thought he would get a kick out of it....well he did but I think he is also very confused as to what goes on in this 08 board!!haha Especially since I told him I am going to the Passion Party GTG...

but anyway...he told me you can google 'the banana show' and find info about it and how it is customery to go when in Japan

EWWWW
This old lady must get a big audience...she must be good......maybe we need some pointers from her

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yeah this is the one thing I told FH about that surprised him

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Posted by MrsDtoBe

So, here's a story. A guy that worked at the Dunkin' Donuts by our house told us that one night they hired a private stripper. She was dancing on top of a table and squatted over a Corona bottle. This guy was like [in a HEAVY Spanish accent], ' I was like, Meng..what the heck is she doin'? ' They watched her invert the entire bottle and 'drink' the beer up her cooch. Then, she proceeded to 'spray' it back all over them..in their faces! I wouldn't want to be at THAT party! Yuckkkk.

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ok i am guilty of seeing that lol!!! it is the weirdest thing i had ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Espo22

Ok on top of work out routine i have to add kiegel exercises

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Denise, you better get rollin' did you purchase your eggs yet?

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no i didnt buy them but yesterday FH said hes probably going to vegas for his BP in march for march madness so i have time

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Ok, too bad it wasn't a little bit closer to Easter... then the eggs you shoot out could be decorated...

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Oooo the pretty colors!!! it would look cool

i told FH i have to practice but of course said it jokingly and he was driving so he did a double take and looked at me like i was crazy

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Ok, too bad it wasn't a little bit closer to Easter... then the eggs you shoot out could be decorated...

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Oooo the pretty colors!!! it would look cool

i told FH i have to practice but of course said it jokingly and he was driving so he did a double take and looked at me like i was crazy

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LOL!!! if they only knew what went on here all day!

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Posted by yelley77



Ok, too bad it wasn't a little bit closer to Easter... then the eggs you shoot out could be decorated...

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Oooo the pretty colors!!! it would look cool

i told FH i have to practice but of course said it jokingly and he was driving so he did a double take and looked at me like i was crazy

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LOL!!! if they only knew what went on here all day!

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oh my fh wasn't that surprised lol...he already thinks were nuts and part of a cult

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Posted by Sunflower08

we both don't want strippers .........I 'd rather bond with my girls at a spa or a weekend getaway. He feels the same way.

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I'm with you! I went to Thunder from Down Under in Vegas and saw absolutely no point to it. I was actually bored. I'd rather go to book a hotel room and just hang out with my girls and do a spa and dinner.

And as for FH.. he doenst like the idea of strippers either. He's told his men he doesnt want one.

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

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hmmm i can see how that is possible

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CRAZY...someone google it lol

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ack dont post it this thread will definitely get pulled!

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yeah we cant post certain x-rated pics, and also PLEASE many of us are at work, i opened it yesterday and had 2 partners standing right by me, i had to x out SOOOOO quick

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LOL.. OMG....

I have a funny sorta related story...

I used to work with this attorney and there was a rumor that he would look at online porn at work. I never believed it UNTIL.....

I went into his office to ask a ? (his door was open and his computer faces you when you walk in ~moron~). And low and behold-- PORN. He was trying to X it out and kept getting boobie pop-ups. I had to act like I forgot something and leave the room b/c I was cracking up...LOL He was sooo embearrased. Everytime he closed out a pop-up, another boobie pop-up opened...LOL

My co-workers were all like I TOLD YOU!!!!

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Posted by ChristineAaron08

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

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hmmm i can see how that is possible

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CRAZY...someone google it lol

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ack dont post it this thread will definitely get pulled!

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yeah we cant post certain x-rated pics, and also PLEASE many of us are at work, i opened it yesterday and had 2 partners standing right by me, i had to x out SOOOOO quick

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LOL.. OMG....

I have a funny sorta related story...

I used to work with this attorney and there was a rumor that he would look at online porn at work. I never believed it UNTIL.....

I went into his office to ask a ? (his door was open and his computer faces you when you walk in ~moron~). And low and behold-- PORN. He was trying to X it out and kept getting boobie pop-ups. I had to act like I forgot something and leave the room b/c I was cracking up...LOL He was sooo embearrased. Everytime he closed out a pop-up, another boobie pop-up opened...LOL

My co-workers were all like I TOLD YOU!!!!

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he must've been SO embarassed

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he was but he was azzhole so I was happy...lol

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Posted by ChristineAaron08

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

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hmmm i can see how that is possible

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CRAZY...someone google it lol

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ack dont post it this thread will definitely get pulled!

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yeah we cant post certain x-rated pics, and also PLEASE many of us are at work, i opened it yesterday and had 2 partners standing right by me, i had to x out SOOOOO quick

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LOL.. OMG....

I have a funny sorta related story...

I used to work with this attorney and there was a rumor that he would look at online porn at work. I never believed it UNTIL.....

I went into his office to ask a ? (his door was open and his computer faces you when you walk in ~moron~). And low and behold-- PORN. He was trying to X it out and kept getting boobie pop-ups. I had to act like I forgot something and leave the room b/c I was cracking up...LOL He was sooo embearrased. Everytime he closed out a pop-up, another boobie pop-up opened...LOL

My co-workers were all like I TOLD YOU!!!!

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LMAO!!!!!!

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Posted by ChristineAaron08
LOL.. OMG....

I have a funny sorta related story...

I used to work with this attorney and there was a rumor that he would look at online porn at work. I never believed it UNTIL.....

I went into his office to ask a ? (his door was open and his computer faces you when you walk in ~moron~). And low and behold-- PORN. He was trying to X it out and kept getting boobie pop-ups. I had to act like I forgot something and leave the room b/c I was cracking up...LOL He was sooo embearrased. Everytime he closed out a pop-up, another boobie pop-up opened...LOL

My co-workers were all like I TOLD YOU!!!!

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That's hilarious!!!

I also have a semi-related story. One day, while at work and sitting in the 'extra room ' that had all of the old desks in it, I was on the phone and looking for a pen when I opened one of the drawers and there is just tapes and tapes and tapes of old hardcore bondage porn. It was kind of strange so I told a co-worker and she didn't believe me so of course I showed her and word got around my office then one day I'm telling the story to one of the guys in the back and he says 'Oh that's Blank's' (meaning my boss...don't want to type his name) all non-chalantly like I should have known that.....I honestly didn't bother to ask him why he knew it was his. He just somehow knew my boss was into bongade porn....ew.