I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

People can be so stupid and annoying sometimes!!!! It's amazing that these people are paid so much.

Whew, thanks for the mini-vent.

Re: I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

I agree with you. But for some reason yesterday, I hated everyone!! Maybe something with the moon....

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Subject: 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair

Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Sexual Favors'

7. Finish All Your Sentences With 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All
Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called Therapy

Re: I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

thanks, BriarRose! LOL

Re: I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

Thanks for making me laugh!!!!

Re: I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

OMG I just got off the phone with fh about this whench at my job. She need to bring a document down for me and when she couldn't find me, she gives it to the MAIL GUY. I am sure she spent all of 2 seconds trying to find me. What a nimrod

Re: I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

Welcome to everyday at my job lol

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Posted by dietzer

People can be so stupid and annoying sometimes!!!! It's amazing that these people are paid so much.

Whew, thanks for the mini-vent.

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yes i know how you feel this is my life at work each and every day

Re: I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

i have that type of day every day except one she is my bestfriend everyone else sux

Re: I'm having one of those days where I hate everyone at work

I can whole-heartedly AGREE...I ahve this day WAY WAY too often!

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Posted by BriarRose

Subject: 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Sexual Favors'

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I actually did this once!

When DH and I were still dating, we went to Macy's to buy him a suit and I used my macy's credit card to pay for it because they were giving a 15% discount to the card holders, so he saved a little money.

So, when DH gave me a check fot the suit he didn't put anything in the 'for' line. Thinking, that like me, he gets all his checks back from his bank, as a joke I write 'for sexual favores' in the FOR section.

The best part is: he doesn't get his checks back from the bank and the joke was totally lost, BUT MAN, you should have seen the look on the face of the young male bank teller when he was precessing the check.

BTW, I never seen that teller again, and I go the that brunch all the time! I think I turned him off of the career in financing for good!