Bush's first major initiative (don't get mad if you are a Bush fan, just don't read it!!)

President George W. Bush announced the first major initiative of his
second
term in office today, canceling the agreement between nouns and verbs.

The president, who had been widely expected to announce a series of
faith-based initiatives, surprised Washington insiders by kicking off
his
second term with a grammar-based one.

Mr. Bush left little doubt that he intended to consign the agreement
between
nouns and verbs to the dustbin of history, telling reporters, 'I has a
mandate, and I intends to use it.'

In world capitals, heads of state responded with a mixture of shock and
dismay to the president's decision to back out of the noun-verb
agreement,
long considered a cornerstone of human communication.

'It was one thing to back out of the Kyoto Protocol and the Geneva
Conventions, but if Mr. Bush intends to break the agreement between
nouns
and verbs he is going it alone,' said French president Jacques Chirac.

But President Bush was quick to correct Mr. Chirac, responding, 'I
think
what my good friend Jacques Chirac means is, I 'are' going it alone.'

The president noted that his proposal had received a vote of confidence
from
British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who earlier in the day said, 'He
have my
full support.'

Mr. Bush went on to announce a series of other bold initiatives, such
as
imposing a moratorium on complete sentences and eliminating the letter
'g'
from the end of most words.

Re: Bush's first major initiative (don't get mad if you are a Bush fan, just don't read it!!)

Hey... at least we are guaranteed four more years of 'BushISMS'.

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I think part of anything is taking a good joke. As there will be Bushisms there will be people putting Flip flops on their lawn making fun of Kerry. You just have to have a sense of humor.

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Re: Bush's first major initiative (don't get mad if you are a Bush fan, just don't read it!!)

...and still a little

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Funny - yes, but more sad than anything.

I'm still depressed.

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oh I forgot to add this little guy