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NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
FrescaBride
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:13 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:13 PM
NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, 'Happy Birthday!', And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone 'Happy Birthday.'I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came to Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, 'Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!' It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, 'You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me.'
I Said, 'Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!' We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, 'You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?'
I Responded, 'I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?'
She Said, 'Let's Go To My Apartment'
After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, 'Boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back.'
'Ok.' I Nervously Replied.
She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-Workers, All Singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I Just Sat There..
On The Couch...
Naked.
stephanief
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:15 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:15 PM
Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
I love this joke
FrescaBride
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:18 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:18 PM
Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
Someone just send this to me and I thought it was pretty funny.
DAVALJO2
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:32 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:32 PM
Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
That is so funny! I actually saw a scene played out like that in a movie.
Nadia
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:34 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:34 PM
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May2004
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 01:09 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 01:09 PM
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Maybride07
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 01:25 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 01:25 PM
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06NovBride
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 01:27 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 01:27 PM
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that's funny
OctBride05
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 02:01 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 02:01 PM
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cindyandkevin
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 03:35 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 03:35 PM
Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
Serves him right for going up to her apartment!!!!!!
Pookiesangel
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 11:28 PM+
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 11:28 PM
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glinda_goodwitch
Posted: Oct 01, 2005 11:27 AM+
Posted: Oct 01, 2005 11:27 AM
Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
heheh, I like that one
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