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NWR: cute joke :-)
LisaJill Posted: Feb 21, 2006 11:33 AM+
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NWR: cute joke :-)

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?' one asked.

'Not yet,' said the mother. I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, 'May we see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, 'May we see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, 'Well, when can we see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told them.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' they demanded to know why.

'Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him.'
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MrsMagoo Posted: Feb 21, 2006 11:35 AM+
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Re: NWR: cute joke :-)

Very cute
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hsacks23r Posted: Feb 21, 2006 11:55 AM+
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pupidda122505 Posted: Feb 21, 2006 12:14 PM+
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SweetCin704 Posted: Feb 21, 2006 12:20 PM+
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Tiggeruth Posted: Feb 21, 2006 12:55 PM+
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Re: NWR: cute joke :-)

that is pretty terrible, but funny
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MJDoc12 Posted: Feb 21, 2006 01:00 PM+
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cindyandkevin Posted: Feb 21, 2006 01:01 PM+
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Re: NWR: cute joke :-)

Funny, but sadly this makes me think of something Britney Spears would do!!
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