NWR-Post Your New Name

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpant s
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waff le
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

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Sloopy Farkle Dunkin

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Goober DippenFace

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Boobie Gizzardhump

I sound like a porn star!!! Who has a talent for chickens

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farcus dippin tush

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Snooty Potty Tush

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LOL Goober Dippin Doodle

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Current name: snickle dippindoodle

Future name (with FH's last name): snickle pottytush

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snickle lickin-biscuits

with FH last name(good idea coxmandi!!)
snickle chicken-pants

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dorky potty shorts

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Boobie Potty Dunkin

DH: Sloopy Farkle Bubble

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Posted by Shorty McBride

Goober DippenFace

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ETS: oops was wrong goober dippin frack

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Ms. Doombah Dippin Dunkin

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crusty potty chunks....(ewe)

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ms. doofus bubble head soon to be mrs. doofus bubble brain.


Sort of the same.

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dorky dippin sniffer

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Posted by Unapearla

crusty potty chunks....(ewe)

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that is rather funny!!

currently im Dorfus Chicken Sniffer going to Dorfus Chicken Doodle

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snooty giizzardsprinkles

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Dorfus Dippindoodle



I sound like a Hostess Cake

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Sloopy Bubble Lips