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Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

Theatrimelz Posted: Mar 10, 2006 01:56 PM+

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Posted: Mar 10, 2006 01:56 PM

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

10. Gets winded purring

9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them

8. The Maury people call every damn hour

7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar

6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks

5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort

4. Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention

3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop

2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section

1. Instead of 'meow' he says, 'mayo'

prunepie Posted: Mar 10, 2006 06:11 PM+

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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

FrogGirl0917 Posted: Mar 14, 2006 12:05 AM+

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Posted: Mar 14, 2006 12:05 AM

Re: Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

My cat definately!!!

Actually she only eats tuna if there is mayo in it (and DO NOT try to give her low-fat mayo, she will not eat it)

Theatrimelz Posted: Mar 14, 2006 10:26 AM+

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Posted: Mar 14, 2006 10:26 AM

Re: Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

HAHAHAHHAAAA!!! That is hysterical - it will only eat the full fact mayo!!!

My cat has a big belly and people like to make fun of it! I feel bad though..

Tria1110 Posted: Mar 25, 2006 12:46 AM+

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Posted: Mar 25, 2006 12:46 AM