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Husband Joke
nylisa Posted: Jan 22, 2003 12:11 PM+
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Husband Joke

A friend of mine sent me this. I think it is funny.


A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around
by his wife; so he went
to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed
to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on
assertiveness, which he read on the
way home. He had finished the book by the time he
reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
'From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man
of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my
bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair ....'

'The funeral director,' said his wife.
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ChristineC68 Posted: Jan 22, 2003 12:14 PM+
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NovemberSue Posted: Jan 22, 2003 12:17 PM+
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boosh78201 Posted: Jan 22, 2003 12:26 PM+
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Re: Husband Joke

i like that one
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DaniRN Posted: Jan 22, 2003 01:58 PM+
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WishCandy Posted: Jan 22, 2003 02:19 PM+
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bride04 Posted: Jan 22, 2003 04:59 PM+
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fuuny!
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balilove Posted: Jan 22, 2003 05:10 PM+
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that's cute, no pointing fingers at me, I'd bury him too.
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