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REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:
elyssa222 Posted: Jun 28, 2005 06:48 PM+
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REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:

REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an a-s-s hole.

And my personal favorite...

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
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mrswask Posted: Jun 28, 2005 07:05 PM+
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Very funny!
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Jax430 Posted: Jun 28, 2005 07:29 PM+
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regi Posted: Jun 28, 2005 09:26 PM+
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Butterflybride Posted: Jun 28, 2005 10:38 PM+
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Danielle Posted: Jun 28, 2005 10:41 PM+
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That's great!!!
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SweetCin704 Posted: Jun 29, 2005 12:13 AM+
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AJsMommy122 Posted: Jun 29, 2005 02:49 AM+
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JimmysBride Posted: Jun 29, 2005 07:11 AM+
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Re: REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:


Posted by elyssa222


And my personal favorite...

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint




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TreAnt425 Posted: Jun 29, 2005 08:24 AM+
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LFitzy79 Posted: Jun 29, 2005 09:32 AM+
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Marcie Posted: Jun 29, 2005 11:23 AM+
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hbradio Posted: Jun 29, 2005 11:28 AM+
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btrflygrl Posted: Jun 29, 2005 03:58 PM+
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Re: REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:

I'm SO emailing this to my husband!!
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