back by popular demand....

so after being bombarded at the NWL, i'm gonna try and post some funnies again. it wont be during the day though. i'm gonna try and do them at night so you ladies could lol first thing in the am.
i can't promise that i'll get to them every day, but i'll try... you know i have other wifely duties

so, without any further adieu (they're a little out of order and i only did the first 10 pages of each site).....

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.

3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.













“Shortly after my nephew was born, a family friend offered to take some photos as a gift. The photographer managed to capture this moment of the baby peeing in my sister’s face.”





how adorable!:












^ <3 love mean girls!






























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When stopping by a garage sale with your mom, picking stuff up and asking how much, make sure the homeowner isn’t just cleaning out his garage. #LFMF
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Try to remember when you hang your wetsuit up in the shower to dry. It's embarrassing when you freak out because there is a stranger standing in your shower #LFMF
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okay. im done for now... tired and i've been at this for 3 hours. sorry, no auto corrects, and i will no longer be doing tfln or fmls... they haven't been that good and take far too long to catch up.
so hopefully this post will help you guys through your monday!
miss you girls!

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in that last one (the kid using his phone in class), the principal used the wrong 'you're' and that pisses me off to no end.

otherwise,

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did you really post post a gif of a woman getting punched? not really that funny

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I want to know who was bombarding you with these demands.

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CLAM YO TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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