Re: Food spinoff

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

While drunk, not much - I eat, but not weird stuff because anything out of the ordinary means that I will most likely be ill.

But stoned? Holy crap did I used to eat weird things. Pizza with potato chips on it...an entire loaf of bread, toasted with butter and cinnamon and sugar (not a weird combo, but a whole effing LOAF of Wonder Bread is weird), Spaghetti O's from the can, Spaghetti O's in a sandwich, Chipwich with raspberry jam spread on it, beefsteak tomatoes eaten the way you'd eat an apple, snickers bar melted in the microwave and eaten by hand (W T F), grilled cheese with mashed potatoes inside...I'm sure there's more, but my memory evades me for obvious reasons.

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I have to agree, I'm not a cook when I'm drunk. But when I smoked, FORGET it.

I do specifically remember one time when I was drunk that I poured a bowl of Cap'n crunch with crunch berries and picked out all the 'crunch' and was just tossing it over my shoulder (fortunately, I have dogs) because all I wanted were the berries.