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I gave myself a fat lip...

SummerBride10 Posted: Mar 15, 2011 09:21 PM+

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Posted: Mar 15, 2011 09:21 PM

I gave myself a fat lip...

This morning I gave myself a fat lip....with a HANGER.

FML.

I was going to take my skirt off the hanger...I pulled it cuz I'm too lazy to actually remove it the right way. The hanger came flying out, hit me in the face and gave me a fat lip.

I'm surprised no one asked me today what happened..how do you explain to someone you got a fat lip from a hanger???

Rosalind_75 Posted: Mar 15, 2011 09:37 PM+

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Posted: Mar 15, 2011 09:37 PM

Re: I gave myself a fat lip...

When ever i have a bruise on my body i always say fh beat me.lol

i know some will not find this funny but anyone who knows us knows this could never happen. They know im the one will
beat his big assss to the ground.lol

sorry you hurt yourself.

cateydee Posted: Mar 15, 2011 10:21 PM+

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Posted: Mar 15, 2011 10:21 PM

Re: I gave myself a fat lip...

aww keep icing it!!! im sure it will go down soon.

i've probably told this story before but once my uncoordinated (but darling) SIL threw a softball at me and hit me in the eye causing a big black eye. Monday morning, three of my coworkers sat me down in the office and asked if hubby was beating me

At least they care, right?!

halfbaked Posted: Mar 16, 2011 09:23 AM+

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Posted: Mar 16, 2011 09:23 AM

Re: I gave myself a fat lip...

Awww sorry Colleen!! Just tell everyone DH asked for his eggs over easy.

If it makes you feel any better I once gave myself a black eye leaning over to pick something up off the floor. I hit my face off the corner of a table.

SummerBride10 Posted: Mar 16, 2011 09:30 AM+

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Posted: Mar 16, 2011 09:30 AM

Re: I gave myself a fat lip...

Aww Jill..I'd do something like that too.

The whole thing is just so funny because its so ridiculous. My fat lip has gone away today (for the most part). Dh thought I had gotten it at the gym...he thought I hit myself in the face during my martial arts class.

AwaitingAugust Posted: Mar 16, 2011 09:39 AM+

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Posted: Mar 16, 2011 09:39 AM

Re: I gave myself a fat lip...

Posted by Rosalind_75

When ever i have a bruise on my body i always say fh beat me.lol

OMG DH once had a red mark on each of his elbows (he tried diving into a pool that wasn't deep enough ... not sure how it got to his elbows but whatever) ... anyway, his parents asked what happened and he said that I burned him with lit cigarettes while he slept .... they believed him