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barbtony Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:14 PM+
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Sarcastic Notes

Dear Twilight Fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic


Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b!tch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic.. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely,
Anonymous

Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, 'I don't know, let's Yahoo! it...' just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack


Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States

Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely,
Waldo

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Americans,
I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.
Sincerely,
Canadians

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely,
Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump
*** are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny

Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely,
Justin Beiber


Dear Haiti ,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely,
Seriously Going To He11


Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka


Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User


Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore


Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant



Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper



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AwaitingAugust Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:19 PM+
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Byrne2Be Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:21 PM+
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cateydee Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:23 PM+
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halfbaked Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:24 PM+
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StaceyWill Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:25 PM+
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OMG! These are all awesome!!
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dctead Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:30 PM+
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2010BTB Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:32 PM+
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These are awesome! I just sent them all to my friend.
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Lsorrent Posted: Apr 01, 2011 12:43 PM+
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LOVE
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flibbertigibbet Posted: Apr 01, 2011 01:28 PM+
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latinaj Posted: Apr 01, 2011 01:31 PM+
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AngnShaun Posted: Apr 01, 2011 01:32 PM+
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Becca2010 Posted: Apr 01, 2011 01:35 PM+
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Posted by barbtony

Dear Twilight Fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic



Dear Logic,
We're all hoping for rigor mortis.
Fingers Crossed!
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AngnShaun Posted: Apr 01, 2011 01:36 PM+
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Posted by barbtony

Dear Twilight Fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic



Dear Logic,
We're all hoping for rigor mortis.
Fingers Crossed!


Dear Note Person,

Thats why I love the Midnight Breed Vampires better...
they are not dead

Sincerely,
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jhines4684 Posted: Apr 01, 2011 01:43 PM+
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stinenandy2010 Posted: Apr 01, 2011 02:26 PM+
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I needed a good laugh!
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