tuesday ha-ha's 2*22*11

The jumping craze has carried over to engagement photo shoots, and it’s not pretty. I mean, the groom looks completely hilarious, but this jumping thing has gone completely beyond our control. Beyond the photographer’s control, even. We are all just big, jumping apes around wedding photographers. It’s a sign of devolution, I’m certain of it!


I like this groom. He knows he’s not supposed to keep eating while people snap his picture at the reception, but screw it. Dude’s hungry! And he paid for that delicious pasta and broccoli salad so he’s gonna eat it. Sue him, why don’t you!


This picture is like one giant collective “NOOOOOOO!!!!” Thankfully, it looks like those smaller lower tiers went unharmed in this classic disaster. The top tiers weren’t as lucky. Pour one out. Top-heavy cakes are never a good idea.


Hmm. I’m not sure this is one I’d show the grandkids. Not exactly the bride’s best look. Also, why does it look like she’s being restrained? No one in this picture seems happy, and therefore I feel sad. I hope that cake at least tasted good.
































this is totally me:


GENIUS!












































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There is a reason appletinis are served in tiny glasses and not 16 ounce picnic cups. #LFMF
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When just waking up from having a nice long sleep, don't roll over and hug your pillow as tight as you can. It won't be your pillow. It will be your cat and she will not be pleased by the sudden affection. #LFMF
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If you're home alone for the afternoon and decide to 'relieve some tension' don't do it when you've been up for 35 hours. You will fall asleep, and be insanely embarrassed when your mom comes home from work and asks you what was vibrating under your hips. She will also not believe that it was your cell phone. #LFMF
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When a co-worker takes you for a ride on his harley, the people on the freeway may not just be smiling at the weather. Your blouse came unbuttoned. #LFMF
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Before going out in public, you should always check to see if you have an enormous hole in the butt region of your pants. You will go to the bank and a 4 year old girl will end up yelling that you have a hole in your pants and everyone will turn around.
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SORRY GIRLS, THATS ALL I'VE GOT TODAY.. I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH THE MOVE AND JUST GOT A LARGE ORDER. I'LL TRY AND CATCH UP TOMORROW.

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this is disgusting .... but i'd totally eat it anyhow

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Posted by AwaitingAugust

this is disgusting .... but i'd totally eat it anyhow

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Yeah, the thought of that giant creamy oreo sandwich made me want to gag a little bit.

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by AwaitingAugust

this is disgusting .... but i'd totally eat it anyhow

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Yeah, the thought of that giant creamy oreo sandwich made me want to gag a little bit.

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it makes me want to show you my O face!

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The kid on the escalator was taken at Roosevelt Field :)

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i love the old man grabbing the boob!